@methyew.bsky.social
a trouble maker
listening to tame impala while hitting this cart got me like:
14.10.2025 07:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NO LITERALLY!!! LIKE WHY ARE YOU HERE ALL OF A SUDDEN??
14.10.2025 05:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
xenomorph actor from alien earth
WOULD
25.09.2025 01:06 โ ๐ 466 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 12
how i feel when he's pulling in the driveway and im still douching
14.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0im not saying im a fun smoking buddy ... but i'm also not saying im not
14.10.2025 04:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
this new cart got me like
14.10.2025 04:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bluesky needs drafts bad cos having to redo posts when the upload stalls inexplicably is super annoying
14.10.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0middle finger to my thumb and then i snap it!!!!
14.10.2025 04:12 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It cost so much to stay alive bruh ๐ซฉ
13.10.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 58 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1ive started playing gay chicken with my gay trainer in that today he said โspread your legs a little moreโ and i said โif i had a dollar for every man that said that to me i could afford more training sessions with youโ
13.10.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 68 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
13.10.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 6338 ๐ 487 ๐ฌ 200 ๐ 48girl no itโs not ๐คญ๐
13.10.2025 21:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No itโs not! She like all artists deserves genuine critique and she like all billionaires deserve genuine skepticism.
No shade to fans at all but this kind of unilateral statement is ridiculous.
OK BLOOMF I SEE U
13.10.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
๐ @entrecuerpos.bsky.social
13.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0i third this !!!
13.10.2025 20:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
heโs about to see a new shade of brown
13.10.2025 20:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0should i do a lot or just a smidge? ๐
13.10.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0now this may seem like a joke but ... has anyone seen my douche?
13.10.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0babyeeeee who is getting fโd in the end? not i ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ๐คญ
13.10.2025 18:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
to the OF creator who thinks a big dick is going to make me want to go on a date with you โฆ babe โฆ
13.10.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i love a little danger ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
13.10.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0but if he's tall, cut in the face, covered in tattoos, wears gold chains, and looks like a killer on the outside but is a cinnamon roll on the outside ... Oh yes, i am spreading my legs for that man!!
13.10.2025 18:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0giving up spreading my legs for random men and instead, spreading love and positivity to everyone around me
13.10.2025 18:46 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1I may sound like an old man but I donโt think children should have phones and they should not be allowed in schools
13.10.2025 18:07 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 1This weather right now ๐คค
13.10.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes!
13.10.2025 17:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
yall should i smoke tonight
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