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Ed Blakeley

@edblakeley.bsky.social

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste…

240 Followers  |  199 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.9708

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Why did she stop there? Could’ve added raisins.

28.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just watched my sister in law eat tacos with ketchup and wash it down with a glass of milk.

I’m done.
I, for one, am going to embrace the end times.

28.07.2025 01:03 — 👍 51    🔁 8    💬 8    📌 0
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I just shit so big I had to check if I was two people.

21.07.2025 20:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

“WHO WANTS TO SCREAM AND FUCK?!?!?!?”

-cicadas

17.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 97    🔁 25    💬 8    📌 3

Not enough whimsy

27.06.2025 01:22 — 👍 73    🔁 19    💬 10    📌 1

Yes, I have a pair. “These are my fuck pants”.

26.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ll take two!

23.06.2025 22:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being kind of a big deal is exhausting

19.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 127    🔁 27    💬 8    📌 2

Do you cook it like it gets cooked on a pizza? We probably have very different ideas of what nachos are. Even where I’m at nachos are made differently from one person to another.

16.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

On nachos? I’m intrigued.

16.06.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dis me

15.06.2025 02:41 — 👍 72    🔁 13    💬 4    📌 0

All this civil unrest better not fuck up Toyota-Thon.

10.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 411    🔁 107    💬 16    📌 4

Easiest way to declare a state of emergency is to create the emergency.

09.06.2025 18:34 — 👍 763    🔁 182    💬 12    📌 12

Chicken coop!

10.06.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate in shows where they say shit like “oh, I’ve got desert for you at home 😉”

If I got home and dessert was sex and not cake, I’d be fucking irate.

12.05.2025 05:41 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

My Barbie Dream House would have a craft room AND a sex dungeon.

19.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 103    🔁 38    💬 8    📌 1

Got called a sad sack of shit today, which has inspired me to work extra hard in therapy to be a happy sack of shit.

29.05.2025 01:46 — 👍 341    🔁 64    💬 13    📌 0

It… 😅

21.05.2025 15:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I made a banana bread so perfect that Paul Hollywood would not only shake my hand, he’d also go down on me.

19.05.2025 22:15 — 👍 36    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1
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It’s too early for this shit.

09.05.2025 13:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s only 8:25 in the morning and I’ve already said “I bet Gary Busey going down on you would probably feel like face fucking a horse”.

09.05.2025 13:24 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Battleshits!!!!

06.05.2025 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He leaves the flavor savor on.

03.05.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Stares in Smoot-Hawley.

01.04.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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