@edblakeley.bsky.social
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste…
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Why did she stop there? Could’ve added raisins.
28.07.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I just shit so big I had to check if I was two people.
21.07.2025 20:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Not enough whimsy
27.06.2025 01:22 — 👍 72 🔁 19 💬 10 📌 1Yes, I have a pair. “These are my fuck pants”.
26.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll take two!
23.06.2025 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being kind of a big deal is exhausting
19.06.2025 12:50 — 👍 126 🔁 27 💬 8 📌 2Do you cook it like it gets cooked on a pizza? We probably have very different ideas of what nachos are. Even where I’m at nachos are made differently from one person to another.
16.06.2025 18:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On nachos? I’m intrigued.
16.06.2025 18:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All this civil unrest better not fuck up Toyota-Thon.
10.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 409 🔁 106 💬 15 📌 4Easiest way to declare a state of emergency is to create the emergency.
09.06.2025 18:34 — 👍 762 🔁 182 💬 12 📌 12Chicken coop!
10.06.2025 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My Barbie Dream House would have a craft room AND a sex dungeon.
19.05.2025 21:13 — 👍 102 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 1Got called a sad sack of shit today, which has inspired me to work extra hard in therapy to be a happy sack of shit.
29.05.2025 01:46 — 👍 337 🔁 62 💬 13 📌 0It… 😅
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It’s too early for this shit.
09.05.2025 13:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Battleshits!!!!
06.05.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stares in Smoot-Hawley.
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