Just caught myself in a Dad joke.
Son: Daddy, my toothpaste has run out.
Me: Well, youβd best go after it!
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Car enthusiast, motorcyclist, former police officer, adoptive parent, charity trustee. Passionate about friends, family, food and travel. Views are my own.
Just caught myself in a Dad joke.
Son: Daddy, my toothpaste has run out.
Me: Well, youβd best go after it!
This is why nobody should get in the car with a police officer. They get the tour whether they wanted it or not.
08.01.2025 18:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the scale of driving in fog between:
βNo, Iβm fine without any lights whatsoever as I drive my fog-coloured carβ and,
βI must put my rear fogs on so the driver directly behind me in this line of traffic can see me.β
I had the honour of visiting my grandfather today for his 90th birthday. A wonderful achievement for a lovely man.
24.12.2024 18:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the problem when you sell off everything. Investment gets cut in favour of dividends.
20.12.2024 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Road fatalities carry some of the most raw trauma, because of the suddenness and the violence of it. I agree with you, definitely room for RJ to operate in this space, even if just to resolve a tiny bit of what goes unsaid.
20.12.2024 16:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs amazing how things change when the whole evidence is looked at, rather than a curated viral social media clip.
20.12.2024 12:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well worth the upgrade then.
13.12.2024 18:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve now managed over a week without feeling the need to stick needles in my eyes by looking at Twitter/X. Life is good.
11.12.2024 19:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt worry! That would be great, perhaps in Jan?
07.12.2024 09:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I spent a couple of years trying to steer grieving families through court processes at Leicester. The sheer despair when the case would get adjourned yet again was palpable. The judges were regretful and had no choice, but sometimes it felt like cases would never conclude.
04.12.2024 19:41 β π 10 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Alexa told us this one, my kid thought it was hilarious.
04.12.2024 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Couldnβt help but notice this happened on Burnmoor Street.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Assaults against emergency workers are nothing short of an epidemic now. These people are literally there to help others and donβt deserve to be attacked for trying to help.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Do you ever struggle to keep up with your work calendar? Iβm even a day behind on my advent calendar, but at least thereβs chocolate in that one!
03.12.2024 16:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is going to be one of the most historic bills weβve ever seen. Clearly some strength of feeling on both sides of the debate, but personally Iβm in support.
29.11.2024 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, weβre renewing our deal with our current lender in Feb and itβs going from 1.54% to 3.99% (and rates have gone up since we locked that in!). It represents an extra Β£300 a month, for essentially nothing to change.
28.11.2024 08:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve been asked to edit a friend and colleagueβs third novel, two years after doing the second one. Very excited to get started and get a sneak peek at where the story goes!
28.11.2024 08:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really interesting research there. Perhaps an increase in cynicism and/or compassion fatigue as they work longer in these arenas? Certainly troubling though because it could have a serious effect on investigations.
28.11.2024 08:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ditto, I was going to direct to Cate!
28.11.2024 08:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy #Thanksgiving to friends and family across the pond!
28.11.2024 08:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love working in an academic setting. My vocabulary is already broad, but I keep learning new words.
Todayβs word is βConspectus:β A summary or overview of a subject.
I will be using that one from now on!
Iβm no longer a police officer, but my proudest role was as a Detective Sergeant in serious collisions. One of my cases has just had a guilty verdict at trial. A devastating case where a daughter gave birth and had to identify her parents on the same day.
www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/real-li...
This made me chuckle.
26.11.2024 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First post here, trying something new. Letβs hope itβs better than the other place.
14.11.2024 21:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0