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They call me The Godfather the way I'm gonna have a Coppola beers after work

01.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

13.02.2025 18:41 — 👍 13241    🔁 1300    💬 868    📌 67

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

09.02.2025 00:31 — 👍 12811    🔁 1480    💬 235    📌 51

doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs

07.02.2025 04:31 — 👍 4150    🔁 802    💬 30    📌 27

Remember, one day we’ll read his obituary

08.02.2025 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Laying down? Peak, top tier. Falling asleep? Worse than torture

06.02.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

05.02.2025 23:07 — 👍 52602    🔁 10824    💬 1693    📌 1032

Asking “what are we?” to bring the whole orgy to a screeching halt

05.02.2025 05:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to find the balance between “they’re destroying the planet” and “how are they making all this money”

01.02.2025 04:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now this is my kind of cawmedy

31.01.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The big divide in the cryptid hunting community is between people who want to find a cryptid so they can eat it and people who want to find a cryptid so they can have sex with it

28.01.2025 20:31 — 👍 2769    🔁 293    💬 149    📌 42

So when do we think he’s gonna grow the mustache

28.01.2025 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO!!! I will NOT piss off.

I would however HAVE a piss off. Too competitive to turn it down

25.01.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Telling my doctor I stubbed my toe “worse than anyone ever has” in hopes of an 8 month Percoset prescription

25.01.2025 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I zip up my pants and pat the back of the guy next to me at the urinals. “Better luck next time,” I say

24.01.2025 02:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: A ladybug stands alone with a blank expression, “Having a normal one.” A moth stands alone with hands on hips, “Well this isn’t right.” An ant sits in a chair at a table, “I am still waiting.” A worm wearing a yellow fedora, “Nothin’ like a new hat.” A pill bug on its back, “I find myself derailed.” A praying mantis standing alone, “Simply untenable.” A horned beetle with one set of arms crossed, another set’s hands on its hips, “Well I am simply not going.” A butterfly decided between two ties, “Big day today.”

Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: A ladybug stands alone with a blank expression, “Having a normal one.” A moth stands alone with hands on hips, “Well this isn’t right.” An ant sits in a chair at a table, “I am still waiting.” A worm wearing a yellow fedora, “Nothin’ like a new hat.” A pill bug on its back, “I find myself derailed.” A praying mantis standing alone, “Simply untenable.” A horned beetle with one set of arms crossed, another set’s hands on its hips, “Well I am simply not going.” A butterfly decided between two ties, “Big day today.”

Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: A centipede checking several watches, “Gonna be late.” A peacock spider wearing sweatbands and doing a side bend, “It is important to stretch.” A wasp sitting at a table, “I remain unconvinced.” A firefly scratching its head, “I cannot recall.” A rosy maple moth holding an acoustic guitar, “And a-one, and a-two, and a-three.” A stick bug thoughtfully looking at a praying mantis version of the Mona Lisa, “Takin’ in some culture.”

Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: A centipede checking several watches, “Gonna be late.” A peacock spider wearing sweatbands and doing a side bend, “It is important to stretch.” A wasp sitting at a table, “I remain unconvinced.” A firefly scratching its head, “I cannot recall.” A rosy maple moth holding an acoustic guitar, “And a-one, and a-two, and a-three.” A stick bug thoughtfully looking at a praying mantis version of the Mona Lisa, “Takin’ in some culture.”

Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: An overwhelmed damselfly with three larvae, “Hoo boy.” A giraffe beetle wearing a beret, sitting at a table and drinking a coffee, “Gotdamn I love this city.” A worm in a yellow fedora compliments, “Nice hat,”; a worm in a cowboy hat responds, “Thanks.” A bee and a shrimp stand at a high-top table, each holding a cocktail. The bee asks, “So - you from the area?” The shrimp says, “No, not really.” A colorful beetle looks at its own backside in a mirror, “Hey good lookin’.”

Multiple cartoon insects, each with a phrase: An overwhelmed damselfly with three larvae, “Hoo boy.” A giraffe beetle wearing a beret, sitting at a table and drinking a coffee, “Gotdamn I love this city.” A worm in a yellow fedora compliments, “Nice hat,”; a worm in a cowboy hat responds, “Thanks.” A bee and a shrimp stand at a high-top table, each holding a cocktail. The bee asks, “So - you from the area?” The shrimp says, “No, not really.” A colorful beetle looks at its own backside in a mirror, “Hey good lookin’.”

Kicking off this account with my classic little guys

18.01.2025 00:39 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

That's the problem we kept seeing your schtick

22.01.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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