vodka sodastream

There's probably some great ties on this show. Late 90's was the golden era for neck ties

Damn she rules

Locked tf in

I always forget this! Everytime I use the urinal im reminded though

Jiro's son seeing this video

Last night on cough syrup I was heavily invested in the lore of the Hollywood Sportatorium (in South Florida). It closed when I was 1 year old and I've never been to Florida

(into gambling debt)

If you turn off your camera flash it should prevent the mirror from ruining the pic

*wasted on guiness at 11am, 7 missed calls from my boss, watching die hard*

DIE HARD IS A ST PATRICK'S DAY MOVIE!!

One thing that people don't tell you about getting older is that all those small injuries from your youth heal over time and actually get stronger. So go ahead and do as much stupid stuff as possible it's fine nothing will affect you later

"Frog and Toad Go Halves On A Bag"

Wow had to look up what that is, that's fucking bullshit lmao

Working during covid was maybe slightly worse, but hard to be sure it's pretty dumb and my brain is cooked

You paid how much for those airpods? At a "apple" store? Hah, buddy I think those are knockoffs because that's like half of what I paid for mine at a vending machine after crushing 4 beers at 6:30am

The bus. none of these are mine it wouldn't be right

chk-chk

Let's not get hasty

Do NOT text me that you got home safe. I'm trying to sleep!!!

I mean it wasn't that bad, we were all playing Halo in one of the hotel rooms and he came into the room and dropped his pants and said "hey does my dick look fucked I jerked off with the hotel soap and it feels weird"

We could just outsource all enemy controls to remote Bangladeshi workers for a fraction of the price, but no one wants to talk about that

I remember one time on a high school sports away trip one of the guys on the team jerked off with hotel soap in the shower and had to go to the hospital because his dick swelled up so bad, good times

19 jokers?? Didn't know my exes were all getting together

Honestly it's mostly libs who don't pay 🤣

Lol I quoted a deck job the other day and told them I don't have a 30 day period for bids anymore since material prices are volatile, if lumber goes up bid goes up. And they were like perfect we are going to wait a month then because trump will force prices to go down and we'll save $$ 🤣🤣

Some product my wife sells is manufactured in Mexico, they already raised baseline prices on everything 25% in anticipation, even if they never happen they will never drop the price again

Framers/roofers aren't coming to work here. Can't wait for lumber prices to shoot up 40% just because the word "tariff" was even mentioned

Whoever denied it exorcised it

Because the privatization gods deem it ok

I do fentanyl so it's fine