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@davetduck.bsky.social

Keeper of the King's ducks, petrol station furniture historian and stoat juggler.

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Strangely, it wasn't there when the staff closed the shop the previous evening....

13.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To my well trained RL eye, Hull KR went from a team that were scared of the ball dominating it. They waved at Wigan as they did the reverse trip.

Oh and the programme presenters were bloody annoying.

11.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still think that as a stand alone song, Coles Corner is impossible to beat.

08.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching an old episode of Digging for Britain, featuring a bit about Mersey Docks. The urge to sing 'and little lambs eat ivy' everytime it's mentioned is becoming overwhelming.

24.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know some tins of tuna that would agree with that.

20.09.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a teenage school boy at the time, I remember being keen on this episode for other reasons.

14.09.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting fact*. SCART is an acronym for Some Cables Are Really Taught.

*lie.

10.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Always answer Rimsky-Korsakov for any question about classical music. Furthermore, do so in the style of the bear in the Cresta soft drink ads from the '70's.

02.09.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the 'day at the seaside edition?' It looks likely she has her head through one of those cardboard cut out pictures you get on the pier.

02.09.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The waiter has it?

28.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just waiting for a football match to break out in between the Paddy Power adverts.

25.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably, Chelsea will declare at some point.

22.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like the dog with a bicycle. It's got it but it doesn't know what to do with it.

19.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was hand ball. Not the bounce off the arm, the tap with the hand.

15.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
4:45 am view across the lake.

4:45 am view across the lake.

Good morning….

05.08.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It started with a quiche.

18.07.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahem!

13.07.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck playing someone called Chastity and thinking she's going to score.

09.07.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Train delayed due to fig leaves on the line.

09.07.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure there's more than 20 in the sack, because that shallot.

07.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the Norse god of slipper chewing, if I'm not mistaken.

07.07.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching an episode of Digging for Britain with @profaliceroberts.bsky.social. Must be disappointing for archiologists to dig in Leicester and not come back with a king.
"Yes, boss, we found some coins and pots....no, no Kings....yes, we've checked the car park".

24.06.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's now the 'recently found, hang on it was round here a minute ago' valley

21.06.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear BBC. Thanks for the interesting piece on the King's message to the British base in Antarctica on the breakfast show this morning. Just one thing is that I'm pretty sure the aurora you referenced and showed weren't the northern lights.

21.06.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How big is the carp park?

16.06.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know much about farming but your sheep dog has got things under control.

15.06.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

However long I live, I'll swear that the name Hazell Dean sounds like an industrial estate off the M6.

06.06.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOVABLE rogues, if you please.

24.05.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The men did the same thing with Coxs. No idea what kind of apple they used.

21.05.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stoned Penge

17.05.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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