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If ICE is using Penske trucks now, maybe we can just call in some reports for Durham and let God sort them out.

Buddy, he thinks your name is Tim Apple. Have some fucking self-respect!

On the Ozaukee Interurban Trail between Milwaukee and Kohler-Andrae State Park

I forgot, he’s a big Lincoln guy!

Abe Lincoln, the deputy surveyor?

Oh, Wandrer points are meaningless? Then explain this congratulatory email from THE Craig Durkin.

Lincoln Square

I want to go for a run with her.

The air being super toxic on the nicest day of the summer is genuinely depressing.

I am formally requesting Canada to figure it out with all the wildfires up there. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I don’t know, there does not seem to be a time of day when there is not heavy traffic on the part of I-90 that runs beside the Blue Line

Hey, is there any way to remove the name of the fascist pedophile who hates our city off of one of our most prominent skyscrapers?

I love when a Facebook Marketplace ad for a bike mentions that the tires are flat. Sorry, man, that’s a dealbreaker for me.

Got caught being in love with my wife on the adultery cam

President Trump displaying a signed bill surrounded by young girls

Signing the bill that makes it illegal to talk about Jeffrey Epstein

Sir, please stop. This is too epic. I’m triggered too hard.

We need to kill God.

The people who think Chicago has bad weather are right, but about the wrong season.

Thirty-seven.

So if you’re the kind of guy who sets off fireworks at 9 p.m. the Sunday after July 4, is that something you text some friends about or is that more of a solo activity?

Irredeemably stupid pig nation

If you’re above the age of 14 and you like fireworks, you’re a little dumb. I’m sorry.

Imagine how fucked up your brain has to be for the logic of this statement to make sense.

Maybe this time around we’ll actually hang Jeff Davis from a sour apple tree

I don’t see any hope for this country unless the opposition party adopts “classify the Republican Party as a terror organization” as its platform.

These bloodsuckers are trying to kill me and the people I love.

How do you not actively root for this country’s demise at this point?

There are no jobs! Our dumbass president let Elon Musk pull the plug on the jobs machine!

I.e., the reactionary political project is dying, but it will not go without subjecting us first to its paroxysms.