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they'd 100% be singing another tune if there was an operation in their districts

No eating fish for lunch

a 1000x dose of aspartame user the reason we can't have aspartame in things

I polled the masses and Kat is polling at 500%. But only if you believe

got it nice n rainy but just cold enough to get hypothermia just like you wanted

People keep telling me that my ebike that cuts off at 20mph, has stronger hydraulic brakes than a high end road bike, and a tail light that brightens when the brake is used needs to be more regulated and for me to have an additional license

its too similar to the slow down signal

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why?

car owner installed their charging outlet too close to the edge of their property, so this will go on indefinitely

1️⃣ if i left my equipment in the middlemof the sidewalk it will be rightfully chucked aside post haste

Spot the difference (trick question)

once/wants just put me down

looks like someone once enthusiast bike cult sponsored reeducation camps. Orwell, Bradbury, Ritchey... co-conspirators

Lakeview nimbies spontaneously combust in rogers park unfortunately

I havent looked too deeply since I dont vote in the 9th, but based on her introduction she was my gut pick. Good platform and has experience.

Both of you have elevated the meta, its a win

I attribute my occasional bruxism to poorly regulated anxiety downstream from a lack of biking

They seem to have run out of ideas ans switched to Sriracha Hot Honey. Lao Gang Ma chili crisp fries is right there 🤦

Offering lactaid to my lactic acid affected peers

Why are there sauce trends? Siracha, Chipotle Mayo, Hot honey... is there a cabal of barely literate weirdos blackmailing fast food ceos?

no lies detected

Can someone remind me why I should care who our local newspaper/bloggers/podcasters endorse?

I called that one from the start. Whoever added the option to preview starter packs as a feed was a saint

2nd dressed in Americas 2nd city on Americas 2nd(?) transit

This really was a place where humor went to die. "Well actually..."

Most union contracts specify that. Everyone benefits from collective bargaining so everyone pays.

I'm 3 out of 5 too onlines level of understanding this lineup

ABOLISH ICE.
ABOLISH ICE.
ABOLISH ICE.

Get rid of Chuck Schumer.

ABOLISH ICE.