Batting lefty and having wheels doesn’t hurt your chances for a triple either. 😄

George Brett was one of the few others I can remember. I imagine the big triples numbers were hit back in the Polo Grounds days or in other oddball stadiums. They’re a lot of cookie cutter stadiums now.

And the 5th is a broken douchbag nozzle.

That’ll sure make burning your tree after Christmas more fun.

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Aww. They just miss their momma.

Is that a throwback to them nursing as kittens? I had one older rescue cat that would suck on a corner of a blanket while he did it. 😄

Something about the audio hiss, high volume and canned sound always made me feel like these were made similar to an old 60’s soap opera. The Twilight Zone had some like that too. The episode with Art Carnie as Santa comes to mind.

His comeback comedy show, probably HBO, saying that he’d heard the joke going around. He lights a match and moves it around herky jerky… “What’s this? Richard Pryor running down the street.”

Sounds like a new DC superhero show on The CW.

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1st quick glance and I saw a cockatoo. I may need new glasses.

This one had the best Ben Grimm incarnation yet.

“Who threw those pies?” “Oh, I threw the pies… hehehehe.” :::splat!:::

I had one that’d make that face as it huddled near a lamp. “Ahhh… I love you, mini-sun.”

Raleigh NC, midnight shows. Lots of fun seeing your friends let loose in front of the rest of the theater.

He could have played shortstop for the Mets back in the 70’s.

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Draculasarus would be like Sylvester when he sees the baby kangaroo… “Acres and acres of mouse!” (Neck)

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If I’d have heard that I’d be checking outside.

Yeah, that’s a good way to get your business back. Not vote.

Fascicchino on I.C.E?

Hard to believe that they can lose so much mass that they’d wind up as a neutron star and not a black hole. I saw a graph at some point but I still didn’t understand exactly why or where the threshold is between the two outcomes.

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It’d be kind if cool if they orbited in a figure 8. If there were ever a collision you could name the planets Tanya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.

The Washington Douchebags? Nah, that doesn’t sound like it’d draw fans.

Every time I see that cat it reminds me of the Nick Nolte mugshot.

That pitch always takes me back to guys like Phil Neikro and Gaylord Perry. It’s not like they needed a new way strike someone out. 😄

Marge and Homer look at each other nervously. 😄

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Hundreds of trillions… no, bazillions…

Where nothing can possibly go wrong… go wrong… go wrong…

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