@rattus-norvegicus.bsky.social
Your ideal model organism
My god, take the hint.
24.01.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry for the absence. Iβve been very busy eating your wiring and shitting in your pantry.
24.01.2025 17:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mind boggling
24.12.2024 04:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn girl.
22.12.2024 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same. But with rats.
22.12.2024 10:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I wonder if there is more to life than pushing levers and getting coked up
15.12.2024 19:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His biggest mistake was not being a publicly traded multinational company.
If so he might have gotten away with 63,000 more
Hit me.
08.12.2024 00:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No. Donβt.
08.12.2024 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did someone say ethanol and sucrose?!?!
07.12.2024 19:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, it was worth a shot.
05.12.2024 19:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nonsense, you failed to account for the time it will take me to drag this Alfredo up a flight of stairs.
05.12.2024 07:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You got an OnlyFangs?
05.12.2024 07:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0100% please get that MOUSE data asap
03.12.2024 21:54 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I would but Iβll be busy napping
03.12.2024 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Left handed DNA jump scaring Michael is my new favorite thing
29.11.2024 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm an actual rat but you fucks are the true rodents if you do this on public transport
29.11.2024 19:47 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My god Iβm so jealous
29.11.2024 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If one morning I admitted to using heroin for 25% of my life I would be perfused by the afternoon.
29.11.2024 00:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOmicsβ is just a fancy term for liquidating every part of my being and needing a catchy reason for why they did it.
27.11.2024 16:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else just wake up and decide itβs a good day to bite fingers?
26.11.2024 23:53 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
These are the sorts of unrealistic expectations academia pushes on young rats and it needs to stop!
23.11.2024 19:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Show whiskers
23.11.2024 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm going to break character for a moment to just say that your journalism on MH17 was some of the most moving and gut wrenching I have ever heard.
23.11.2024 00:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like your average chronically online Wistar supremacist
22.11.2024 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For my last act in earth. I hope that I produce such a wild outlier that I set back your dissertation and make your advisor second guess you.
22.11.2024 16:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because if I get any more depressed my breathing will stop
22.11.2024 13:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The shit I would do for sucrose & cocaine.
22.11.2024 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely! I love tons of his policies! We have never had a more pro-rodent leader in my lifetime!
21.11.2024 21:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
