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Wine? No

04.02.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slay πŸ€

01.02.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mandatory cheesepections every week πŸ§€

31.01.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do you have cheese πŸ‘€

31.01.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The council has decided your fate

29.01.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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my new year's plans

31.12.2024 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's silly season and the year has been hard. your rent this month will be due in the form of a single cheese wheel πŸ§€ happy holidays

13.12.2024 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PAY ME IN CHEESE

11.12.2024 07:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sorry for using up all the hot water again

10.12.2024 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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My dinner tonight πŸ§€

06.12.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

leftovers in the fridge? you didn't have any leftovers in the fridge. what are you talking about

07.12.2024 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pass! βœ…οΈπŸ€

04.12.2024 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pleased to announce thar Monty has passed the sniffspection with flying colors

04.12.2024 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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im here for your sniffspection

SNF SNF SNEF SNEF SNF

03.12.2024 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Soy latte with a hint of rat

03.12.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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give sip

28.11.2024 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RAT SCARF RAT SCARF

28.11.2024 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Avast!

28.11.2024 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else just wake up and decide it’s a good day to bite fingers?

26.11.2024 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will make sure the peanut stash is safe and sound! πŸ€

26.11.2024 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey i hope you don't need hot water today, it's my turn to gnaw the pipes

25.11.2024 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

important lessons for all young ratties! 🐁

25.11.2024 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good day to you Robert

24.11.2024 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG mood

24.11.2024 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNEF SNIF SNIF

24.11.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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if you don't lick the condensation off the windows every morning you're gonna get mold. i have to do everything around here

24.11.2024 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

excellent

24.11.2024 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a humorous meme featuring a comic-style layout. At the top, there are two hands with question marks above them, accompanied by the text "Why Do We Have Hands?" Below, the text reads, "There Are Many Reasons:" followed by four illustrated points. 

1. The first illustration shows a hand patting a rat.
2. The second shows a hand holding a rat.
3. The third depicts two hands forming a heart shape around a rat, labeled "cherish the rat."
4. The fourth illustration shows a hand holding money next to a rat, with the text "forfeit all mortal possessions to rat." 

The overall tone is playful and absurd, emphasizing the importance of the rat in a humorous way.

The image is a humorous meme featuring a comic-style layout. At the top, there are two hands with question marks above them, accompanied by the text "Why Do We Have Hands?" Below, the text reads, "There Are Many Reasons:" followed by four illustrated points. 1. The first illustration shows a hand patting a rat. 2. The second shows a hand holding a rat. 3. The third depicts two hands forming a heart shape around a rat, labeled "cherish the rat." 4. The fourth illustration shows a hand holding money next to a rat, with the text "forfeit all mortal possessions to rat." The overall tone is playful and absurd, emphasizing the importance of the rat in a humorous way.

23.11.2024 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

sorry

23.11.2024 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry

23.11.2024 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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