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Rescue Cat Nicknamed 'Thicken Nugget' Takes Up Swimming to Help Him Shed Extra Weight A rescue cat nicknamed "Thicken Nugget" is taking swimming lessons to help him lose weight after he was surrendered to Indiana's Vanderburgh Humane Society weighing 30 lbs.

THICKEN NUGGET

spencer hall tweet cop: they hate us, I don't even know what to do anymore firefighter, placing yet another smiling child into a fire engine with one hand while eating a fresh cinnamon roll made for him by his station's neighbors: wow that's crazy

A man comes home from work and says "glad to be home from work. Time to change." He enters a Sailor Moon magical girl transformation sequence where ribbons emanate from a star pendant in his chest and wrap around his entire body. When the transformation is finished he is wearing filthy sweatpants and a ripped Ween shirt. He strikes a confident pose.

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide" written on a wall with red spray paint

'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"
Seen in Austin, Texas

A THOUGTFUL AND PROVACATIVE SKELATON NAILIN UP THERE IDEAS ONTO DA CHURCH DOOR FOR ALL TOO SEE !!! WE SOULD ALSO GET FREE HOT DOG'S AT WORK THERE NOT MUCH FOOD BUT THEY KEEP YA GOIN !!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "THE DRIVE TOO WORK SHOULD BE PART OF YOU'RE HOURLY WAGE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHARE IF IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

just went outside and it looks like this lol. didnt know thats what was going on out there or i would have checked it out earlier

do we need to talk about rabies again because I swear the only reason some of y'all haven't died in a slow grotesque and painful manner is lack of access of wildlife.

" Do not wash your Cybertruck in sunlight" wtaf is it a car or the bastard child of a vampire and a gremlin

Men in a sports utility vehicle speed past a pedestrian and shout "you're fucking gay, man" and "gaaaaaay." The pedestrian waves at them, with joyous tears in his eyes and says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms my with my sexuality!" The men in the car consult a list of names and one asks "ok, who's next on the list?" They pass by another pedestrian and shout "you're trans!" and "admit you're trans, idiot!"

Unlocking some Patreon comics over the next few days

Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV: From Fear Through The Eyes of Madness isn't my favorite... now, In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3...

Jaeger and bg3 tonite :333

Transcript of grindr convo You assume I have a pussy lol 8:00pm Ur a ftm. Doesn't say you've had top surgery 8:16pm Top surgery removes boobs Read 8:20pm Ok. Top surgery is making you a top. Breast removal is breast removal.. 8:21pm Honey no

TOP SURGERY IS MAKING YOU A TOP.

You should always testify at your criminal trial. Do not listen to your lawyer, who is only trying to hold you back in order to keep the spotlight on himself

Why do planets do not twinkle?

They're not vampires.

shh let peepee poopoo things

Hell yeah

WAIT NO IM NOT.

HAVE I BEEN LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC DISCHARGE THIS WHOLE TIME???

Hydrogeology is a Faustian study...

My brain is so fried there's so much math that I don't remember

Now I'm suspended on twt

Do I seem like a party guy

Shadowbanned :/

juliet: What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet.
romeo: what if the rose were called Gonorrhoea-Dog Drinketh He's Own Pee
juliet: Even then, it would surely retain every bit of its saccharine scent.
romeo: how about Segregation Doth Verily Good
juliet: dude

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