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Naruto voice: And his heart was going like mad and believe it I said believe it I will believe it

Update: they did in fact get me with their bullshit as usual and I bought a tortilla candle. I made it out of HEB without further bullshit just to later get got by Dr Pepper cotton candy when my guard was down.

Baby hogs in some kind of street gutter with closed captions saying “[HELL YEAH] guys hanging out”

CAMPUS VISIT WITH THE VAMPIRE

TEACHING DEMO WITH THE VAMPIRE

SIT-DOWN WITH THE DEAN WITH THE VAMPIRE

APOLOGETIC EMAIL THAT THE SEARCH WAS CANCELED WITH THE VAMPIRE

Pulse film, a young woman stands in front of a cluttered computer desk.

Oct list ✔️J-horror ✔️tech ✔️ghosts
Yoinking the 'ghost' tag from Haunted Hill to one more deserving. Endlessly bleak + dreadful, jaw-dropping scares - this isn't 'jump scare' manipulation, Pulse just flays, cutting thru the silicone hardware to the vast emptiness beneath that's hungry and selfish.

A “STAIRS” door sign for which the “I” has fallen off (nemesis is from resident evil3 and he says “stars” in it)

Nemesis voice:

a painting. a black cat sits in the lap of a skeleton. the cat is meowing.

Daniel Arthury, "Where's my Breakfast II," 2025.

2 Novels From Albert Camus, a project from Dr. Michael Buso Help me give my students a physical copy of a book we will read in our AP Literature classroom. This will allow each student to read the novels of Albert Camus in printed form. Since his novels are...

I know there's a million worthy causes to fund but may I suggest this teacher in Maryland who wants to buy two Albert Camus novels for his AP students? Please and thank you?

www.donorschoose.org/project/2-no...

me: kierkegaard said the most painful state of being is remembering a future you'll never have

unaging sea witch holding me captive in her stony crag amidst the surging tide: you gonna finish that seagull?

Imagine trying to sleep with this in your bedroom. Imagine light from the window reflecting off his eyes in the night. Imagine waking up to find him in different place than where you left him the night before.

Etsy page for “kakashi Hatake hip hop green & black round moissanite iced out pendant anime character pendant stylish pendant best for men’s gift” with a photo of the bedazzled kakashi bust in question

Looking for a sticker for the lady who brought up Kakashi in class (you are never too old for stickers in class) and came upon an extremely cursed object

A student just unprovoked brought up “Kakashi sensei from Naruto” in a lecture on Acceptance and Commitment Therapy. She has no idea what she has just unleashed. My chart on the type of third wave therapy each hokage needs most is going in next week’s slides for sure.

i bet it feels amazing to be a middle aged college professor and say stuff like "napoleon wouldn't stay in his lane so the duke of wellington locked in" to a survey course of a hundred bored 18 year olds

Honest Academic Job Postings English department seeks a tenure-track assistant professor specializing in Shakespeare, Romanticism, Victorianism, modernism, post-modernism, post...

"The Department of History invites applications for an assistant professor who will make enough leftist remarks to annoy conservative talk radio hosts but whose politics will ultimately support the neoliberal mission of the university."

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hon...

Eerie acrylic painting of a ghostly dark cat apparition with bright eyes glowing like stars, drifting through the night sky. The view is from below, seen through bare tree branches.

One of my favorite cat artists, Danial Ryan, is having a pre-Halloween sale! 50% off lots of his spooky-themed work. I just grabbed a print of this which I've wanted for a long time. www.etsy.com/shop/TheArto...

Chuckled at this, secure in the knowledge it had nothing to do with me, then went back to finishing up my class slides for next week by adding pictures of my cats staged to mimic stock photos

I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus

Well, of course HEB sells Texas-shaped stickynotes.

Every time I think “this time they won’t get me with their new bullshit” and then they absolutely get me with their new bullshit I will 1000% end up buying this and like Dr Pepper flavored sushi next time I’m there

I paid actual money to find out my color season, but what I did with that information was make the color socks I wore with my Sasuke crocs even worse

I got a color analysis done, but unfortunately for everyone around me I was typed a bright winter so it only encouraged me to continue wearing the most rancid color combinations imaginable

Why did thousands of adult titles just disappear from the biggest PC gaming marketplaces? Digital distribution platforms Steam and itch.io have tightened their rules about adult content – under pressure from payment processors. Why has this happened and where will it lead?

Steam and itch.io have removed thousands of video games in recent weeks deemed to be "adult content" in order to comply with strict rules from payment processors like Mastercard.

These policies censor artists engaged in lawful speech. Mastercard shouldn't be the gatekeepers of our digital freedom.

It's apt that corporations/governments divided the internet into SFW and NSFW & are now making it all Safe For Work, because that is the defining frame they want to place on the world--everywhere you go is for Work, not pleasure or art or love or culture. You must always Work for Them, or die.

One more day: Mon flood risk just upgraded in central TX. NOAA/WPC: “Any storms that move across this
extremely vulnerable region will rapidly cause flash flooding, some
of which could be significant if cells repeat or stall over the
already hard-hit regions.”

www.wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/discussions/...

(seeing the darkness in my mind & heart reflected by the external) damn. World fucked up

Ao3 is down? On my day off?!?!?

NOAA Proposes Permanently Closing Premiere Hurricane Research Institute In its proposed 2026 budget released Monday, NOAA closes all federally funded weather and climate research labs, including the one responsible for maintaining the nation’s top hurricane models

It's hard to adequately summarize how destructive NOAA's 2026 proposed budget released on Monday is for hurricane forecasting, but I crammed all I could into today's newsletter. I encourage everyone with interests along the coast to read it carefully. ⬇️

omegaverse should incorporate the flehmen response