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@farleythelegend.bsky.social

Software engineer, gamer. Loves music, books, and movies.

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YOU - โ€ฆI don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.

13.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 326    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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NPC in game: *Starts talking*

Me: *Pays no attention*

NPC: Do you understand?

Me:

13.02.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 78    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna post on my page real-quick for anyone wondering we donโ€™t fuck with pedophiles over here I donโ€™t care if youโ€™re republican, democrat or a fucking alien. If you harm women, children or anybody I donโ€™t want to fuck with you pointblank period end of story.

Burn it all down.

13.02.2026 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Disabled people are part of the future.
We must and should imagine and dream of futures where disabled people don't just exist but are everywhere, as we should be.
This need to fix/cure all disability is a eugenicist dreaming, and we should want better for ourselves.

12.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 656    ๐Ÿ” 221    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach Is Coming To PC Next Month gameinformer.com/state-of-pla...

12.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

You know how facts have a liberal bias? Facts also have an air gap.

12.02.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like another reason for me to check it out.

12.02.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between 30 and 40. Usually a few hours after work during the week, then longer sessions on the weekend.

12.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wild look is always a good choice.

12.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)

12.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5410    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52
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"RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES COULD COLLAPSE THE WHOLE SYSTEM!"

ME: "Yeah... and?"

12.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1363    ๐Ÿ” 420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Just taking the time to thank Becca Balint for turning a hearing into a roasting session because she was frying Pam up like she was making chicken.

11.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.

11.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2522    ๐Ÿ” 851    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Examining the bodies returned to their people after the most recent so-called ceasefire, Palestinian doctors noted that, in some bodies โ€œthe rib cage and ribs were clipped with a sharp sawโ€”a medical saw, a bone sawโ€”and the sternum, along with the central part of the ribs, [were] lifted to allow for the removal of the heart and lungs without damage to the organ being taken.โ€ Organ procurement, with few exceptions like skin and cornea, requires that the body be either aliveโ€”via brain deathโ€”or just-deadโ€”via circulatory death. It is plausible that some Palestinian prisonersโ€™ torture led to brain death. It is also possible their torturers felt no need to wait. Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier canโ€™t. The settler surgeon wields his mastery over the body to serve the state. Here, the surgeon acts asโ€”isโ€”a soldier.

Examining the bodies returned to their people after the most recent so-called ceasefire, Palestinian doctors noted that, in some bodies โ€œthe rib cage and ribs were clipped with a sharp sawโ€”a medical saw, a bone sawโ€”and the sternum, along with the central part of the ribs, [were] lifted to allow for the removal of the heart and lungs without damage to the organ being taken.โ€ Organ procurement, with few exceptions like skin and cornea, requires that the body be either aliveโ€”via brain deathโ€”or just-deadโ€”via circulatory death. It is plausible that some Palestinian prisonersโ€™ torture led to brain death. It is also possible their torturers felt no need to wait. Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier canโ€™t. The settler surgeon wields his mastery over the body to serve the state. Here, the surgeon acts asโ€”isโ€”a soldier.

"Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs... Here, the surgeon acts asโ€”isโ€”a soldier."

I'm honestly speechless.

11.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 925    ๐Ÿ” 484    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

out in the burbs today there were 3 ice vehicles and residents of the apt were blowing whistles. This old white lady in a robe (it was 10 AM) is at her mailbox yelling at us for making all the noise. "Lots of my neighbors work over night."
"Lady, your neighbors are the ones blowing the whistles"

11.02.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not super happy? They look great!

11.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.

11.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible article!
Great subject.
Beautifully written. ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

@hananomaude.bsky.social

11.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was 14 years old, a Religious Education teacher told me, in front of the class, that I would "probably commit suicide before I was 21". Now I'm in my 70s, (and I haven't), but some days it still makes me angry.

11.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

10.02.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24853    ๐Ÿ” 5067    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Feel like Americans should adopt the British spelling of โ€œpaedophileโ€ because itโ€™s as monstrous as the person itโ€™s describing

11.02.2026 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 226    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a erratic looking poster board with squiggles and a circuit board glued to it that says "What conducts electricity" with random shit glued on the side like construction paper that says cheese and metal

a erratic looking poster board with squiggles and a circuit board glued to it that says "What conducts electricity" with random shit glued on the side like construction paper that says cheese and metal

Highlights from judging the elementary school science fair.

An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.

Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.

Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course

10.02.2026 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 732    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Is anyone good at regular expressions?

10.02.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert

10.02.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2992    ๐Ÿ” 649    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

I do this a lot as well, which is why some games take me forever to finish. If I even finish.

09.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donโ€™t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

09.02.2026 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8628    ๐Ÿ” 1969    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 102    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘‡

09.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4627    ๐Ÿ” 1483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

09.02.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1207    ๐Ÿ” 400    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

โ€œOh, did a sportsball happen?โ€ I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

10.02.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9814    ๐Ÿ” 1331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

08.02.2026 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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