YOU - โฆI don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
@farleythelegend.bsky.social
Software engineer, gamer. Loves music, books, and movies.
YOU - โฆI don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
NPC in game: *Starts talking*
Me: *Pays no attention*
NPC: Do you understand?
Me:
I wanna post on my page real-quick for anyone wondering we donโt fuck with pedophiles over here I donโt care if youโre republican, democrat or a fucking alien. If you harm women, children or anybody I donโt want to fuck with you pointblank period end of story.
Burn it all down.
Disabled people are part of the future.
We must and should imagine and dream of futures where disabled people don't just exist but are everywhere, as we should be.
This need to fix/cure all disability is a eugenicist dreaming, and we should want better for ourselves.
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach for PC
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach Is Coming To PC Next Month gameinformer.com/state-of-pla...
12.02.2026 22:15 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 3You know how facts have a liberal bias? Facts also have an air gap.
12.02.2026 20:44 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sounds like another reason for me to check it out.
12.02.2026 19:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Between 30 and 40. Usually a few hours after work during the week, then longer sessions on the weekend.
12.02.2026 18:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The wild look is always a good choice.
12.02.2026 18:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)
12.02.2026 16:38 โ ๐ 5410 ๐ 601 ๐ฌ 89 ๐ 52"RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES COULD COLLAPSE THE WHOLE SYSTEM!"
ME: "Yeah... and?"
Just taking the time to thank Becca Balint for turning a hearing into a roasting session because she was frying Pam up like she was making chicken.
11.02.2026 21:47 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโve never felt unsafe in this bougie neighborhood a day in my life. This is a 25 mph zone, full of fancy bars and restaurants, a curling club, salons, boutiques, and one of the busiest coffee shops around. They are doing their damndest to wreck everything here.
11.02.2026 18:10 โ ๐ 2522 ๐ 851 ๐ฌ 38 ๐ 15Examining the bodies returned to their people after the most recent so-called ceasefire, Palestinian doctors noted that, in some bodies โthe rib cage and ribs were clipped with a sharp sawโa medical saw, a bone sawโand the sternum, along with the central part of the ribs, [were] lifted to allow for the removal of the heart and lungs without damage to the organ being taken.โ Organ procurement, with few exceptions like skin and cornea, requires that the body be either aliveโvia brain deathโor just-deadโvia circulatory death. It is plausible that some Palestinian prisonersโ torture led to brain death. It is also possible their torturers felt no need to wait. Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier canโt. The settler surgeon wields his mastery over the body to serve the state. Here, the surgeon acts asโisโa soldier.
"Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs... Here, the surgeon acts asโisโa soldier."
I'm honestly speechless.
out in the burbs today there were 3 ice vehicles and residents of the apt were blowing whistles. This old white lady in a robe (it was 10 AM) is at her mailbox yelling at us for making all the noise. "Lots of my neighbors work over night."
"Lady, your neighbors are the ones blowing the whistles"
Not super happy? They look great!
11.02.2026 18:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This ICE violence is a block and a half away from the Saint Paul Curling Club, where Rich Ruohonen (the curler in the above video) is based. This ethnic cleansing campaign has not stopped, and is endangering all of our lives.
11.02.2026 17:41 โ ๐ 177 ๐ 44 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Incredible article!
Great subject.
Beautifully written. ๐โโ๏ธ
@hananomaude.bsky.social
When I was 14 years old, a Religious Education teacher told me, in front of the class, that I would "probably commit suicide before I was 21". Now I'm in my 70s, (and I haven't), but some days it still makes me angry.
11.02.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 82 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
10.02.2026 06:10 โ ๐ 24853 ๐ 5067 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 2Feel like Americans should adopt the British spelling of โpaedophileโ because itโs as monstrous as the person itโs describing
11.02.2026 06:01 โ ๐ 226 ๐ 17 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0a erratic looking poster board with squiggles and a circuit board glued to it that says "What conducts electricity" with random shit glued on the side like construction paper that says cheese and metal
Highlights from judging the elementary school science fair.
An investigation of which household objects conduct electricity.
Can cheese conduct electricity? Apparently so.
Me: You and cheese both conduct electricity. What do you two have in common?
Student: We are both thick
Me: Ah yes of course
Is anyone good at regular expressions?
10.02.2026 17:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0making a list of american institutions that are meeting this moment, and so far I've got burning man and paleontology down here... guess we're rebuilding society around the study of dinosaur bones and doing drugs in the desert
10.02.2026 16:03 โ ๐ 2992 ๐ 649 ๐ฌ 102 ๐ 45I do this a lot as well, which is why some games take me forever to finish. If I even finish.
09.02.2026 21:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: donโt seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: donโt seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]
Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs
xkcd.com/3204/
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09.02.2026 13:24 โ ๐ 4627 ๐ 1483 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 210.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
09.02.2026 00:01 โ ๐ 1207 ๐ 400 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 11โOh, did a sportsball happen?โ I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
10.02.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 9814 ๐ 1331 ๐ฌ 119 ๐ 58People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
08.02.2026 17:59 โ ๐ 152 ๐ 75 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2