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@laurellyonlol.bsky.social

Anti-authoritarian atheist lefty. Translator. She/her, English/Spanish. Brexit? No, ex-Brit!

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ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about apples

17.11.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*gasp*

16.11.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is ironic because those people seem really, really dense

16.11.2025 07:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, apparently

15.11.2025 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

15.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oy

13.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't suppose this is the time to mention the classical language of architecture

12.11.2025 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I... I want to know what they're all reading

10.11.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The main selling point seems to be their role blocking EU legislation

09.11.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the border between Greece and Albania? That's only 3 countries away!

08.11.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fine if your phone never runs out of battery or breaks or otherwise goes on the fritz. Locks should be analog. How many people have died because they couldn't get out of their Teslas?

08.11.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The sheer design illiteracy of those gold doodads just stuck on any old how on a fine, restrained neoclassical building, like an elderly duchess with a brand new grill

06.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Les machines de l'รฎle - Machine of the isle of Nantes Les machines de l'รฎle : discover Machine of the isle of Nantes in France. This steampunk park in France takes you to the discovery of the Nantes mechanical elephant in an unique atmosphere in this ste...

Omg you're in Nantes for a con? are you going to the theme park? Is the con in the theme park?
www.lesmachines-nantes.fr/en/

03.11.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Cambridge University Non-Trans Society" would make a better acronym

01.11.2025 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow! you won't have to cook for a week

01.11.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somehow that's also Lovecraftian

01.11.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They must have been strategic fishermen

31.10.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would keep the complete Persepolis just saying
Actually I would probably keep all of them, I have a book problem

31.10.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a urinal?

31.10.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Top Trump Officials Are Moving Onto Military Bases Stephen Miller, Marco Rubio, Kristi Noem, and others have taken over homes that until recently housed senior officers.

Now I wonder why they might do that?

<INSURRECTION ACT!!>
<INSURRECTION ACT!!>

...excuse me.

30.10.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been living in Spain for over 30 years and still the first thing people say when they meet me is "that's a strong accent, where are you from?"

That's a seriously impressive ability.
Enhorabuena Zohran, vas muy bien de momento

30.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye.

If someone builds a CSV of all the people and orgs giving away food, Iโ€™ll buy a domain, build and host a searchable database for it.

Holla at me.

28.10.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 156    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The Lindsey Graham of the sea

28.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grokipedia claimed elon musk lifts weights and then completely crashed out, so pretty much exactly hitting my expectations for day one

27.10.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 420    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

AFAIK the reigning monarch has legal immunity but the rest can be prosecuted, but it's very unusual and there is a great deal of deference

27.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is currently being investigated for asking a policeman on his bodyguard to look for dirt on Virginia Giuffre, which seems to be a sign that the traditional immunity has been lifted in his case

27.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think these people know about the rally-round-the-flag effect

25.10.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man stands in front of a sign that says opening mon - tue - thur fri-sat sunday Alt: Dude tapping his head to indicate intelligence

Can't touch it if it doesn't exist anymore

23.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also just aesthetically, everything trump does is such an insult to eyeballs

23.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps because you don't have a constitutional monarchy to give the illusion of continuity, and the presidency itself is irremediably tainted, the WH is now the USA's most potent symbol and image of itself? Just spitballing

23.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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