ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about apples
17.11.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@laurellyonlol.bsky.social
Anti-authoritarian atheist lefty. Translator. She/her, English/Spanish. Brexit? No, ex-Brit!
ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about apples
17.11.2025 13:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*gasp*
16.11.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Which is ironic because those people seem really, really dense
16.11.2025 07:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes, apparently
15.11.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks!
15.11.2025 19:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oy
13.11.2025 20:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't suppose this is the time to mention the classical language of architecture
12.11.2025 07:40 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I... I want to know what they're all reading
10.11.2025 12:52 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The main selling point seems to be their role blocking EU legislation
09.11.2025 11:24 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0On the border between Greece and Albania? That's only 3 countries away!
08.11.2025 11:18 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is fine if your phone never runs out of battery or breaks or otherwise goes on the fritz. Locks should be analog. How many people have died because they couldn't get out of their Teslas?
08.11.2025 10:50 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The sheer design illiteracy of those gold doodads just stuck on any old how on a fine, restrained neoclassical building, like an elderly duchess with a brand new grill
06.11.2025 23:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omg you're in Nantes for a con? are you going to the theme park? Is the con in the theme park?
www.lesmachines-nantes.fr/en/
"Cambridge University Non-Trans Society" would make a better acronym
01.11.2025 23:14 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wow! you won't have to cook for a week
01.11.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Somehow that's also Lovecraftian
01.11.2025 09:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They must have been strategic fishermen
31.10.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I would keep the complete Persepolis just saying
Actually I would probably keep all of them, I have a book problem
Is that a urinal?
31.10.2025 10:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now I wonder why they might do that?
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...excuse me.
I've been living in Spain for over 30 years and still the first thing people say when they meet me is "that's a strong accent, where are you from?"
That's a seriously impressive ability.
Enhorabuena Zohran, vas muy bien de momento
Aye.
If someone builds a CSV of all the people and orgs giving away food, Iโll buy a domain, build and host a searchable database for it.
Holla at me.
The Lindsey Graham of the sea
28.10.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0grokipedia claimed elon musk lifts weights and then completely crashed out, so pretty much exactly hitting my expectations for day one
27.10.2025 21:41 โ ๐ 420 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 3AFAIK the reigning monarch has legal immunity but the rest can be prosecuted, but it's very unusual and there is a great deal of deference
27.10.2025 02:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He is currently being investigated for asking a policeman on his bodyguard to look for dirt on Virginia Giuffre, which seems to be a sign that the traditional immunity has been lifted in his case
27.10.2025 02:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't think these people know about the rally-round-the-flag effect
25.10.2025 07:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Also just aesthetically, everything trump does is such an insult to eyeballs
23.10.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Perhaps because you don't have a constitutional monarchy to give the illusion of continuity, and the presidency itself is irremediably tainted, the WH is now the USA's most potent symbol and image of itself? Just spitballing
23.10.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0