cel 💚

also wenn ich schon für so ein foto zahlen muss dann könnten sie es doch wenigstens in einem vorteilhaften winkel machen!!

wieso sieht man auf blitzerfotos eigentlich immer scheiße aus? 🤔🤔

like if u wanna be a rude asshole then do it in your free time and not in a professional setting where we are trying to work together and still have to work together for at least 6 more days lmao

if u cant beat them... become one of them...

things that i didnt need today:

this one person being super condescending and pissy at me even though i was trying to accommodate HER

the beer is for me

pray for me, im about to be in a train filled with people on their way to the oktoberfest

ngl this looks kinda epic and now i want to write smth based on it

Go to Pinterest and search:

the first letter of your name + core
your zodiac sign + core
the color of your shirt rn + core
your birth month + core

anyways what would YOU do if your husband started turning into a shark

so. idk. like yes its a book about people turning into sharks or reptiles and other weird stuff but it somehow works ??? like at the end of the day it will absolutely be one of the weirder books that i have ever read - but in a good way

this book is filled with love which is what matters most here

ich vibriere in meinem bürostuhl und begebe mich langsam aber stetig in die astral plane oder so

vielleicht war es nicht die BESTE idee eine 500ml flasche mit eiskaffee zu füllen, zur arbeit mitzunehmen und zu trinken

this is going to be a wild ride, i already know that much

currently reading:

shark heart by emily habeck

this book was somehow very disappointing

the author got the horror aspect right, those scenes were well written

but everything else fell flat, especially the general plot and the main antagonist

i also think the author missed his original point about gentrification at the end

repost if you're the fucker

A gallon of milk whose sell by date reads, "SELL BY OCT 23 1538" - Which would mean it should have been sold sometime around the final decade of the reign of Henry the Eighth.

DO NOT DRINK THE TUDOR MILK

currently reading:

infested by angel luis colón

hi 💖