Laura

I will never again feel the high of being on AIM at the same time as your friend without first calling her house from your house and telling her to get on

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Also way more dark pop, metal and rock influences on mayhem

Mercurial world reminds me more of Carly Rae Jepsen's loneliest time

My cat hiding inside my jacket at the vet recently, if you even care

The instrumentation also seems really different
I think they both hit different moods entirely. Both very enjoyable for me though

The songs on mercurial world don't seem to have the traditional pop song structure that most of gaga's do - hooky chorus, verses, bridge, chorus, etc

I think I hear the similarities but the vocal styling is completely different and changes the tone

It's fine if you just like that better lol

Which album are you referring to

It sounds like an album, you're just a hater. Which is fine but at least be correct with your hating

Me falling back: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me springing forward: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

This is what I call being the very hungry caterpillar when he needs his one green leaf

It's so funny remembering that not everyone was spending their spring Fridays in childhood doing a ritual to commemorate the execution of some guy 2000 years ago

All Gen z should compose a short form video a la tiktok about their life that starts with "not me dying 💀"

I think I ascended to a new tier of gay because I just connected garden of eden by Lady gaga to I bring the beat by rupaul

Please tell me someone else has reached this tier

Set my intentions for this year 😌

Going to the gym in your hometown and not making eye contact with anyone you recognize because you can't remember their names 😌

A millennial's final act on this earth should be to write their own first person pov obituary before they die and start it with "so, I did a thing"

I have called "broth with chicken and spinach" soup before so I am fully in support of you

Well what was in it, we have to know now

Say more...

Thinking about the family at my church growing up (who ended up moving to become frannies) who only drank raw milk and how absolutely ghostly white they always looked (presumably from constantly shitting themselves idk)

This is one of those "do you have trouble doing x thing?" "No I have a system for that" type of things.
I just found out people can walk up and down stairs without looking at their feet or holding the railing? Is this true?

a pikachu with a surprised look on his face . Alt: a pikachu with a surprised look on his face

Me when the exercises I was specifically given for joint instability and pain actually reduce joint instability and pain

Turns out my PT exercises are actually helpful and useful. Sensitive microchip of a body

They need to invent legs that don't hurt

This is why my lab has a yoga mat in the office so we can lie down on the floor whenever we need to 🥲

How is the bones episode with a trans victim simultaneously trans affirming enough that it would probably not be made today but also transphobic enough that it's uncomfortable

Love 2 get a piece of mail from the city notifying me that the water service line to my (rented) house is lead 👌