daylight savings thyme

i hope that the heartstopper movie canonizes the fact that tori burned down her school, and fails to explain anything other than that

so i just watched "eternity" and tbh it sort of feels like a racist version of everything everywhere all at once

don't text i just remembered reading a paper that described reduplicative expressives in white hmong and reported that the feature hasn't been observed as widely among speakers in the united states

achievement unlocked: *not* run over by a waymo while walking in the middle of the street

tried ordering food at the airport. do you think it'll be done in time

it's so rude of them right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_...

it's the same as Irish goodbye

i should learn a language with cases

can we talk about what a misnomer "french exit" is. you can't leave a party in france without kissing everyone and their mother goodbye and it takes ten times too long

Wait to be clear i know this because of the Discourse around how the episode got the context so wrong

the doctor who rosa parks episode may have been bad but it's also the reason i know rosa parks didn't just make a spontaneous decision to stay seated so it's impossible to say, etc

admittedly i am only 30 so it's not saying much

it will still be over half my life until i'm almost 40

just realized that my irl friends don't know i was a young earth creationist for what is still over half my life

current mood: alibi by dessa

As you enjoy the superbowl please remember that equality in sports is so important 🙏

pop it like a balloon

am i a bad person for not watching the super bowl this year (i never watch the super bowl)

not at the super bowl just in general

they killed the duolingo owl last year. was that not enough

i went salsa dancing with a bunch of white catholics once and they had a whole conversation about how body rolls maybe cross a line. "I just think there should be limits"

my roommate and i henceforth referred to the guy who said that as "sexy salsa man"

i gotta get a microsoft teams filter that will overlay a business casual outfit over my hoodie

acknowledging that political ideologies don't correspond to morality: yes

refusing to condemn the beliefs of one side because you're opposed to some unrelated beliefs of the other: ew, wtf

i don't think i will watch eloise's season of bridgerton when it comes out. i know they won't make her ace and i don't think i can take it

headcanoning benedict as visually impaired (he doesn't see color without his glasses)

st paul vp

president minneapolis 2028

minneapolis is officially the first city to be nominated for a nobel peace prize. maybe next year we can be the first city to be nominated for president

cursed evangelical taylor swift parody: i was there, it was prayer, i remember it all too well