daylight savings thyme

anyone who's driven through Wisconsin should know this

my siblings have. we had a rotary phone in our kitchen just for fun

damn your kids are trad

it is such a uniquely satisfying, thrilling feeling when two people I care about from entirely different spheres of my life connect well with each other

are the "neurotypicals" in the room with us now

would be happier about going to a show on my own if i hadn't invited anyone to join me

to be clear it's less painful than yesterday but it's also the result of a botched blood donation

it's normal for the discoloration of a bruise to increase and spread over the first 24 hours after getting it, right?

"it's so nice out, I should go for a walk on my lunch break"

...famous last words, it smells like wildfires out here

wearing zero makeup, exhausted after staying up late, wearing a shirt i don't love just because it goes with the pants that are clean—
barista: "you look adorable, by the way!"

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New Sumerian myth just dropped

Right it's way too much to ask

i've reduced my stamina for dancing tonight and i didn't even get to watch the blood. wtf.

sad news at the blood drive. they placed the blood bags out of eyesight. what's even the point if i can't watch them fill up

don't have them :/

i don't have tall enough furniture for my cat to reach the moth on the wall and he is sooo sad about it

masking on the airplane because it smells like a new car and i hate it

Yes

Oh, I don't know about computers

not sure what this is
is it flag language

it's fine i've never had high enough hemoglobin to make the cut around my period anyway

rip me apparently I signed up to make a blood donation while on my period (next week)

apparently the night vale people stopped at the norske nook on the way here and were confused about why only some of the food had a norwegian flag next to it

and one of them said "that's how you know it's spicy"

oh, the alcoholic beverage i just purchased at the theater is very strong

haven't listened to the podcast in ages but it was always good absurd fun

should i go to the "welcome to night vale" live show that's in town today or is that cringe now

it is raining hard out there and i couldn't ask for anything more

we love a morning thunderstorm

here's what I would like to know. when instructors tell me, "you don't have to lead if you don't want to" - do they say the same thing to men who dance both roles when the ratio is screwed up?

remembering fondly when a high school acquaintance posted on facebook implying that it would be a sin to accept student loan forgiveness if it went through