An Artistic Bitch

I think I might have lost a follower since I posted this 😂

Hey white people, you know you can quote your favorite Asian comedians without doing the accent, right?

sorry not sorry but if I change the toilet paper roll and you COMPLAIN that I put it the wrong way next time I’ll set it on fire and throw it at you 💖

why does Prince Charming look related to Fiona’s mom

tfw the ppl around you don’t see the vision for the best outfit you’ve worn in YEARS 😤🤬

why can’t people just all act the way I want them to act 200% of the time? this is so unfair /j

feeling real shitty today

What is the secret?? I’ve made like 4 entire teddy bears by now and still have to the circle it 15+ times for every body part before it actually works properly! I have no idea what I’m doing wrong 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The magic circle is the WORST crochet technique I FUCKING HATE IT I am GOING TO BURN MY CROCHET HOOK AND YARN IN PROTEST (/lh)

heck maybe

I wish it was that supportive all the time. Most of the time it’s just correcting “good” to “GOID” or “would” to “WIKLD” 🙃

Ok this shit is why I feel paranoid that my phone/autocorrect is sentient. I was typing “it feels like no matter what […]” and it corrected it to “it feels like I matter”. Like that fucking feels intentional, okay? I spelled “no” correctly. There was no typo to correct 😭 /hj

Ngl I think I could be capable of eating cheez whiz straight from the jar

Can someone please tell me why my phone corrected “haven’t” to “havent” and when I clicked on it to switch it back to “haven’t” it changed it to “harvest”? I swear it’s fucking with me

Any time my friend!!! 💖

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU 🫶🥹💖🙌🎉🥳

like actually no your dick isn’t more effective than antidepressants and sobriety bitch

Throwback to the time where I was having a mental breakdown and a guy asked me if sex would help and I said “only if you euthanize me afterwards”

Please post or dm me the results if you do, that would be so fucking funny

right????? Whooooo is following meeeee and whyyyyyyyyy

I do not know lmao 😭 it kinda seems like there isn’t a way bc all I’ve seen is to check friends but I only have like 40 friends so there’s 32 unexplained followers? What the fuuuuuck lmao

More importantly why has it gone up by 6 in the past week?????

Why the fuck do I have 72 followers on Snapchat

there’s too many men. Why are there so many of them? Why are they all sending me pictures? Why did I do this?

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oohhh my bad lol! I’ve never taken that stuff before, I just assumed 😅 that does not sound pleasant at all tho

That…sounds like an allergic reaction tbh 😰 Do you have any other symptoms?? Is it possible to take an antihistamine or something just in case?

What is the feeling? Tingling lips sounds like it could be an allergy or something 😥

Please reach out if/when you need to talk!!! I’m here for you 🫶

I would say…probably not?? 😥