Capernosity and Function

Forest went in to the unknown
Without a Dyche, Woan or Stone.
They say welcome to Hell
Forest handled it well
Have the seeds of survival been sown?
#nffc

Away ground nearest body of water series No. 19: Stadyumu Chobani. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Kuşdili Deresi.

Uzakta en yakın su kütlesi serisi No. 19: Stadyumu Chobani. Yatesy gol atarsa Kuşdili Deresi'ndeyiz.
#NFFC

Was Trippier trying to helicopter parent Gordon?

That Newcastle penalty award for handball proves that #VAR in #UEFA competitions is just as bad if not worse than the Premier League.

Did Chris Kavanagh and his linos suffer the most without the comfort blanket of VAR?

I am formally naming the Premier League run in the #DirtyDozen. Which coach will be able to knock this squad of condemned men into shape? #nffc

Forest laid siege to the goal with no plan,
I didn’t think it could get worse but it can,
Dyche mustn’t do analysis
Our attack is subject to paralysis
It’s just hard being a Forest fan.
#nffc

I think he shouldn’t cut it. Maybe get it styled into corn rows.

The turnover of cabinet members during Trump's first term is not being reflected in his second. To date he's doubling down no matter what scandal they become embroiled in. Is this because the aftermath of January 6th purged the last political guardrails from the GOP and he's surrounded by sycophants

Like a jigsaw missing a piece,
When will this inconsistency cease,
Jesus is a footballing hermit,
Forest were Leeds’ doormat
Can someone give my head peace.
#NFFC

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Away ground nearest body of water series No. 18: Elland Road. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Aire. #NFFC

The Carabao Box must decide whether there should be a rule change to allow Guéhi play in the final.

Are Jordan’s LinkedIn and Crystal Palace’s club email address on the same server?

a group of minions are standing next to each other and smiling . ALT: a group of minions are standing next to each other and smiling .

With Fulham signing Kevin and Bobb this season which Stuart should they sign in the summer.

Who had it on their bingo card that Todibo would be first over the rope in the Stamford Bridge Royal Rumble?

‪It looks like Forest aren’t going to free themselves from relegation worries this season. Decent point in the circumstances but every time the fates align Forest rarely take advantage. Showed good character in the second half but Palace were vulnerable. Very frustrating #nffc‬

Again and again and again
Forest have a chance for daylight and then
They find some fantastical play
To throw the chance away
One day they’ll take advantage, but when? #nffc

I’m sure you will be doing something on the blatant FBI effort to #StartTheSteal in Fulton County, Georgia. #PayAttentionToTheElection

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There was a young man named Keane
His dream was to play for every team
But eventually when he found
His way to the City Ground
He faced Forest in a mood to be mean
#nffc

@footballweekly.bsky.social @maxrushden.bsky.social Benfica v Real Madrid gave us a genuine “football, bloody hell!” ending. Two red cards. Benfica not knowing they needed one more goal until the very end. The greatest goalkeeper late winner since Jimmy Glass. José running down the touchline again.

@footballweekly.bsky.social Did Declan Rice hammer BenWhite in to the post just before Mikel Merino’s equaliser?

Away ground nearest body of water series No. 17: GTech Community Stadium. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Thames. #NFFC

Acronyms are helpful when characters are limited

‪Well that was a load of shite‬
‪Didn’t bother to put up a fight‬
‪Braga break the concept of xG‬
‪Any progress is hard to see‬
‪Dycheball is a pox and a blight‬
‪#nffc‬

Away ground nearest body of water series No. 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. If Yatesy scores we’re in the Cávado.

Estádio visitante mais próximo do corpo de água, série nº 16: Estádio Municipal de Braga. Se o Yatesy marcar, estaremos no Cávado.

#nffc

Will clubs now start employing towel snatching coaches for the ball boys?

Any questions for the panel?

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Did the pressure get to Brahim Diaz?