Dgaduin

"Subway station exit #8"

x.com/dailyportalz...

...we have what now?

"Microsoft says its Agent Mode in Excel has an accuracy rate of 57.2%"

A FAST FOOD WORKER MAKING MINIMUM WAGE: I got fired for giving a customer Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke

A MIDDLE MANAGER MAKING SIX FIGURES: I made a report based on vibes. A robot wrote it for me. It is at least 55% correct

A picture of an install floppy for the Apple ][ of Cyberpunk 1977. Its typewritten label states it is game disc 4 of 87413

Cyberpunk 1977

It’s hard for me to fully believe in objective critique when everyone has spent the last five years going insane. I just don’t think there’s a normal person left, let alone in criticism. Guy in a padded cell scrawling 7/10 on the walls. I bet those are like the patients that think they’re Napoleon.

I think the x20 is the better execution of this idea - the feel in the hand of the half is quite disappointing.

Drawing of a just a fucking rat who just wants to eat cheese and sleep. It is NOT HAPPY that this is not actually the situation it finds itself in right now.

Relatable, rat.

Interesting that after hearing static and seeing static the brain can immediately infer the possibility of static on other sensory channels: sharp sparkling blips of data, scent static, buzzing touch static, proprioceptive static

Laughed out of knight school because my weapon is too bouba and my armor is too kiki

No one will ever upload their mind to the computer. Even at the science fiction limits of emulation it would still just be The Prestige, and you’re the dumbass going in the tank

”My snorts were completely drowned out by their idiotic joy of living.”
Jan Stenmark

the third largest footwear brand in the world

just pause for a moment & think about that

the third largest footwear brand in the world would rather throw up incredibly shit/weird, trained on porn AI images of outlandishly giant, bicycle shadow generating women than pay fuck all for an artist

working on a windows 95 themed automation game about making powerpoint decks #gamedev

Edited screenshot from Disco Elysium that reads: RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] -- Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about video games. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about video games, the alpha and omega of video games questions, and that question is: 1. - (Whisper.) "Are games art?" 2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.

Every time.

The start builds are also undervalued a bit - despite the story being bookended more or less despite your choices, the stats scope out a perception of the game world that can make it feel very different, e.g. peeception vs inland empire vs shivers will inform you of the world in vastly diff ways

Corporate Memphis Saturn devouring his son

HN comments have always been a bit shit, but post-pandemic it's a place I'm actively avoiding now.

A question on the post - have you had anyone who feels they are not getting attention on their rambles or vice versa? It feels like it could be a thing which brings up comparison.

Itch.io 504 Gateway Time-out

My hobby is to DDOS one specific website, exactly once per year

The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible.

I JUST BECAME A FIGHTER JET

I CAN JUST PRESS THE FIGHTER JET BUTTON ANYTIME NOW

if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit

Welcome to Jurassic Pork 🦕🥟🦖
#Delicious #Dinosaur #Dumplings

in cyberpunk games you shouldn’t lose humanity for modifying your body you should lose humanity the more money you get

if you dont know how to write a joke you dont know how to write a game, if you dont know how to tell a joke you dont know how to run a game

YouTube video by Versus Wolves WOOLIE VS JOHN

12 years ago, a man on a podcast 3000 miles from me said negative things about an anime I liked.

Today, I physically fight that man.

The new episode of Versus Wolves is out now.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvHX...

Trying to articulate my theory of how the reacts available in a server can be used for sapir-whorfian analysis of the community's emerging hivemind

Interviewer: Your films have a hopeful message, don’t they?

Hayao Miyazaki: *puts unlit cigarette in mouth and chews it like gum*

microwave: yeah some of it will be hot. all of it will be soggy.

oven: you got an hour?

toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss

air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES

don’t invite me over unless this is the vibe of the dwelling

children are often brave, a surprise to the cowardice of their parents