Robert TwoFlower (he/him)'s Avatar

Robert TwoFlower (he/him)

@axes-n-alcohol.bsky.social

Hello everyone. I enjoy speculative fiction, craft beer, bourbon, and scotch, good food, and being on a platform not made by and for Nazis

70 Followers  |  41 Following  |  86 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.7542

Latest posts by axes-n-alcohol.bsky.social on Bluesky

Let's see if I understand correctly....
Last week, America sent a loud, clear message that Trump should be opposed at every opportunity. And Schumer took this as a sign to...
*checks notes*
Get on his knees and suck Trump's dick.
What a spineless cretin.
I think Democrats are terrified of success

10.11.2025 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

some days are good. some days you discover you have a papercut by getting hot sauce on your finger

04.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image

Black Warrior Brewing Broad Street Brown and Crimson Ale

25.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 14:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 16.09.2025 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

presented without context: "ADVERBS!!" *jazz hands*

10.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 7

31.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 6

31.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 5

31.08.2025 12:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 4

31.08.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 3

31.08.2025 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Pt 2

31.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Dragon Con

31.08.2025 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he's not really fired :(

22.08.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 18.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deal!

05.07.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

very nice!

04.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

Around here, we celebrate Quatro de Julio, as we figure noting would make MAGAts more angry than having Mexican on the 4th of July. Below is our preferred cocktail of choice, with OJ, mezcal, and muddled Aji lemon peppers

04.07.2025 20:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Post image 03.07.2025 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tommy Tuberville needs to get hit by a fucking truck

01.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

was given a copy of Daggerheart for my birthday. now i might have to actually run a game.

22.06.2025 01:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Video thumbnail

Who did this? 😂

31.05.2025 13:49 — 👍 14302    🔁 4299    💬 724    📌 500

How was your day? Mine was “look for a new job.”

08.05.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you!

28.04.2025 21:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sone days are just a very careful balancing act of saying “STFU and go away” while maintaining professionalism

15.04.2025 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@axes-n-alcohol is following 20 prominent accounts