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If God is good, I will be able to murder at least one of these shitgoblins by peeling their skin off in tiny strips with tweezers, ala Delphine LaLaurie.

I said what I said.

Content warning? Maybe?

A big shoutout to all the internet scammers out there, whose existence necessitates my wasting a third of my life with second- and third- and please-unalive-me-already- verifications to access the most mundane of websites. Pinnacle of goddamn human experience.

No tariffs on Russia. Huh?

“Angertainment” is exactly it.

French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

Half of us are mortified beyond words.

[coughs in French revolution]

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

Perfection 👌

trump: I’m going to protect women

women: no thank you

trump: I’m gonna do it

women: please don’t

trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team

women: what

trump: and brought back andrew tate

women: why

trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

Who could have predicted this… 🙄

Let us remember what the Romans did to leaders who aspired to autocracy…

My Roman Empire: the Romans historically killed people who attempted to become king, as they had a strong aversion to monarchy and considered anyone trying to establish a kingship as a threat to their republic.

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.

Democracy requires your courage.

New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Some federal workers are ‘getting wealthy at taxpayer expense,’ says Elon Musk, whose companies have received at least $20 billion from the government

See here's how to do a headline.

fortune.com/2025/02/13/e...

And Metamucil and death.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

USAID, currently being shut down by Elon Musk, purchases about $2 billion annually in rice, wheat, lentils, and peas from American farmers.

all of this. it’s frustrating as fuck as everything unravels to see deals made so everyone in DC can go home for a long weekend. god as my witness I will back primaries on everyone mewling about civility right now. stop acting like amoebas and show a little goddamned spine.

I guess the thing that sucks is we all have to live in the country that MAGA people deserve.

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.

I think it’s really important we identify the companies that are doing the right thing and reward them with our business.

A horrific image of a someone who seems to have his hands tied behind his back. A big cat (the predator kind, not the overfed pet kind) has jumped up at him and is devouring his face. Blood splashes on the floor.

For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.

#MosaicMonday