Warren Ables

Traded voicemails with John Voigt while trying to run interference for the McCain campaign. #TrueStory

Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction

Celebrating the end of the world by living mas. Dios mios.

Ask if he wants to ring the bell.

Fuck both y’all. We got both. The people who walk their dogs here before they go to work are bigger heroes than Kevin Durant’s mom #HoldItDown #HTown

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Live look at @alexkirshner.com when finding out the Steelers are signing Rodgers.

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I will hear those songs, and be pissed off.

I can name zero UFL teams and considering I wear the guilt of having once bought the Spin Doctors on both CD and cassette tape, I feel like this fact is the denouement of my pop-cultural redemption arc.

Good Luck Gambling Turtle! Retweet for good luck!

I can’t wait to bring a blue tooth and blast out a “Still Tippin’” from the back seat. #HTown

1) Yes he was, just not by name

2) 1000% agree that we knew he was deficient. But we didn’t know the lengths to which his inner circle tried to hide it and how

3) Without question. But if we’re doing “what about…” and comparing leaders to Trump, we could do that on every single facet of the man

There’s no audience. But why? Have Dems become like Trump supporters where they can’t call water wet? I don’t care. He got his advance. He got paid to do the job. And it’s a story that needed telling. If people don’t care, that’s on the idiots at Random House.

But does that mean his story about Biden is inaccurate? We think that night a year ago where Trump won the presidency because Biden couldn’t string together two sentences was the first time it had ever happened?

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We think he just decided to light himself and career on fire for no reason? He told a story. No one cares. The reason the book didn’t fly off the shelves is that revealing Biden was too deficient to do the job without enormous accommodations is a revelation on par with “the sun will rise tomorrow”

I was 11 in 1985 in a college town. We had college radio. Dorks listened to Richard Marx. We listened to The Connells and Hüsker Dü and Drivin N Cryin and Pixies and Smithereens and Guadalcanal Diary and The The and Uncle Tupelo and Mojo Nixon. It was awesome.

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Watching American World Cup qualifiers at Jack Dempsey’s on 33rd across from Empire State Building. Knowing you were gonna have to take a 1AM train or try and find a taxi that late was rough. Start time from Kingston…10:30 EST.

And Matt Corrall?

80’s college rock fucking rules.

Sometimes the algorithm is our worst critic.

The expense report for May I’ve dreaded doing for a week, took me 20 minutes. Oh..hi, ADHD…thanks for reminding me to practice self care.

Desensitized. We’d never seen images like the ones that came from Osutheast Asia. Also, the Malia picture was more personal with the girl’s face filled with terror.

Always is.

Southern hospitality.

We’re ripping it up tonight with this and some sugar free lemonade.

A fucking sandwich or hiking in some mountains in the Pacific Northwest.

God damn I miss Miller Lite.

Do three years sober beers count? (Strongest my ass)

Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…you missed one.

1. Sturgill Simpson in Houston, circa 2016.
2. Black Crowes in Memphis circa 1992
3. Allman Brothers in Nola for Jazz Fest circa 1996.
4. Uncle Tupelo Lafayette’s in Oxford, MS circa 1994
5. Dead & Co IN San Francisco for last show of proper summer tour run circa 2023.

Most impactful contribution to pop culture to emerge from 2000’s Oxford, MS…

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social or Bass Drum of Death?