David Lutz

Fuck it, I give up. Goodbye 👋

I have never understood how not having children is selfish. How can not forcing life on someone be selfish. Honestly I feel like it is sexist because I always see the sentiment aimed at women.

People think I'm smart because I wear glasses. I failed an eye test and the answers were right in front of me.

I downloaded an app to help organize my tasks. Your avatar levels up like a video game. Uninstalled after twenty minutes because it was just another thing that I had to remember to do

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.

My wife learned a new word today. Incel
Thanks to the ID10T at McDonald's for telling multiple sexist and stupid jokes whenever she when to get a refill.

If your Top 10 Scariest Books Ever is half Stephen King I probably won't care about your recommendations.
Stephen King is the Frank's Red Hot of horror.
Intense enough for most people but some of us need something with more kick.

Currently take a break from reading because the void demands scratches.

The world is full of shit that needs to be boycotted. And as poor people it can be very hard to boycott everything. So I think it's ok to just pick a few things that you feel strongest about to boycott.

I think he is trying to tell me that I have read enough for today.

Some days it is hard to convince your family that everything is going to be okay when you don't even believe it yourself.

My first birdwatching picture.

GIVE YOURSELF TO THE FOG
09/16/25

Some days I think my family would be better off without me.

Finally read The Metamorphosis

image of Trump's health report as released by the White House

beyond parody — the White House cites Trump’s “frequent victories in golf events” as evidence of his health

Maybe they wanted to be a chef and confused Pheasant Under Glass with pheasant through the glass.

Finally finished Autumncrow High by Cameron Chaney. First half is mostly setting the scene, but once to get 100 pages in the story starts to take off.

If I could handle criticism I would be unstoppable

Reskeet with your favorite book cover.

I've seen some people saying how "AI"-generated text is now as good as certain published authors, and honestly I think it's really brave for these folks to admit in public how poor their reading comprehension has to be

That man is so full of shit that his eyes are brown

In this time of anger and judgment and self-righteous posturing, everyone needs to read this book. My friend Michael Berryman has endured more adversity than anyone I've ever met . . . and he's one of the happiest people I've ever met. It's a privilege to know him.

This is about six miles from me. What used to be a ten minute drive to go get my wife's medicine now takes over an hour.

Professional comedians know to tell their Sisyphus joke at the start of a set. It gets the ball rolling.

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The quickest way to get your story rejected is not following the submission guidelines.
No graphic sex means don't open the story with a description of your MC raping their wife.