Sir Desi the Draco

Targeted ads are working really well. Getting Goblin Apparel ads now

You know what, I guess that is the bare minimum of what I was looking for. Thank you Airbnb

cat in the hat says you 're not just wrong you 're stupid in a kitchen scene ALT: cat in the hat says you 're not just wrong you 're stupid in a kitchen scene

Watching a nonprofit dedicated to conservation and beautification of our community promote their golf outing... As though golf courses aren't a literal fucking plague

Watched an SVU where Logan Paul played a sociopath incel gamer. Cause life imitates art, right? Silver lining, you get to watch Ice-T put three rounds into him.

A frustrating thing about having conservative immigrant parents is explaining to them that the government views me (and my brother) as anchor babies. They obviously do not see it that way, and their "sources" apparently don't cause them any concern about the detention and deportation crisis.

Why do they always ask me "just a haircut today?" at Great Clips? I appreciate the inclusivity but I obviously am not getting a beard trim... Like a haircut is kind of the only option? 🤔

When the Sam's Club person guarding the exit tries to stop me without scanning my whole cart, even though I used scan & go and they have a giant fucking camera analyzing my cart's contents at the exit anyway

#MedicalMutual is requiring me to use a home delivery service for my meds instead of going to my pharmacy. They claim the home delivery is cheaper, but so far each one has been more expensive. Now, because I've opted out of home delivery, they'll up my price at the pharmacy. #Luigi

I think Val Kilmer was the most handsome man in the world. Stars in my eyes every second he is on the screen. So talented, so damn handsome, and not even cancer could stop him. Rest Peacefully, Val 😭

How is there no way to "block" a show or mark it as "not interested" on Max? Please keep Logan Paul and his stupid ass family away from me for all time, thank you 🙏

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

So quickly I have become "old man yells at cloud"

Today I ordered a hot tea and a Pepsi, and when someone looked at me sideways (I get it), I said "I just want one Pepsi". Unfortunately, my brain knows that song. "JUST ONE PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME" fell out of my mouth quickly. Waiter was too young, didn't get it. #mikesmom

Was googling the actor because I was curious why him mouth so big. But who is asking about current status of Sauron and his gang??

When Burt Banana said "I have a demon inside of me", I fucking felt that

Feb 28 economic blackout, but don't forget to play the long game too

Full text: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s ‘State of the State’ address Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker delivered his annual State of the State address in Springfield Wednesday, warning of challenges ahead and presenting his budget proposal for the new fiscal year.

This should be an inspiration to all American Governors.

I give you @jbpritzker.bsky.social's State of the State speech for 2025.

It's worth a read.

www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/c...

From food safety to air travel to environmental protections, Trump and Musk have gone on a firing spree at agencies that protect nearly every facet of American life.

This has nothing to do with "efficiency" and everything to do with lining their own pockets at our expense.

At a London bus stop. The Brits are telling it like it is.