Niki Dykstra

Benny loves pb&j *and* balls? He’s a man of refined taste

I’m so fucking tired man

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

Screenshot of a map and table listing ICE warehouse purchase data.

🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US.

Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records.

Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

We've been having this conversion about how a certain kind of man feels entitled to women and their bodies and I think we're a little past the time when we should be having a conservation about how some of those men work for news organizations and they don't think what Trump is doing is wrong

The longer you look at it, the weirder it gets. Are those skylights in a converted closet? Why is that second ceiling fan there? Why are the doors like that?

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

It will never not be wild to me that they make hurting other people their entire personality

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when his team discussed and ultimately decided to send it to me. Amazing stuff

I had to just laugh, it was so absurd. If he has a challenger at the convention in May, I will be there

A hand-written letter on official stationary from Congressman Jim Himes, dated May 17, 2025. It says “Nikki, This is one of the best books I’ve ever read on how we Democrats should communicate better. Hope you enjoy! Jim”

The book I was mailed from Rep. Himes. It is “The Political Brain” by Drew Weston. The cover has a faux Rorschach test meant to look like silhouettes of an elephant and a donkey.

No I mean he sent me a literal book.

Genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with Jim Himes?

I sent an angry email after his vote to censure Rep. Al Green, and I shit you not, he mailed me a book in response

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Academics vying for a spot in Epstein‘s world. There are so many. I feel the need to make a thread, so I don’t keep confusing them. 1/

Part of the reason this (gestures widely) is happening is because men will always rush to the defense of other men, no matter how grotesque their actions

Some folks in the Yard Goats Facebook comments are upset about them posting a message of unity.

Yard Goats: "if caring about people is woke I ain't sleeping"

Hartford Vigil For Alex Pretti Set For Saturday CT Nurses United is organizing a vigil Saturday outside the Capitol to honor and remember an ICU nurse killed in Minneapolis last weekend.

Hartford Vigil For Alex Pretti Set For Saturday #ctnewsjunkie #ctpolitics

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

I recently disabled all the smart features in Gmail, which dumps everything into a single inbox. Very annoying, but this has forced me to deal with everything that was previously sorted into Promotions, like a lot of campaign fundraising emails, and I’ve been unsubscribing from every one of them.

Watched “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix tonight. I grew up just north of there, in central MA. So wild to think that I might have been walking around Providence Place Mall at the exact moment the artists were.

"Michael Bay made an AI skibidi toilet trailer" I say to the judge when he asks me why I was shooting flaming arrows at the guy in the Optimus Prime costume on Hollywood Blvd

I was thinking this exact thing yesterday. I'd like to change my hairstyle but everything on Google Images is blatant AI slop

This post forced me to remember what Powerade tastes like, and now I’m sad

Someone replied to one of my comments with some stupid bullshit and I deleted the response I wrote and just blocked them instead. Enjoy the void, dickhead!

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Are you even listening? No funding at all, that’s what we want. Abolish ICE. These new guardrails are useless when they’ve just been plowing through the ones already in place

Went to go see a guy I worked with (technically he was a DA civilian, but he has been in the Air Force) during lunch time, he was at his desk eating an entire 10-pack of hot dogs, uncooked, cold, and without buns, right out of the package