jem cranberry

me and the boys are struggling to do a single push up in the sauna while wearing denim jeans and jacket later if you wanna come through

heavily divorced uncles who still live with your grandparents and cause upset at holidays

there’s a part where they ask a teen at auntie annes if the pretzels are baked in tallow- rob schneider is also there

a montage of RFK jr. and kid rock doing those big bouncy things that malls sometimes have still shirtless in wet jeans. “zero gravity maxxing”

I’m saying I could absolutely take down kid rock in hand to hand combat

I have much better push up form than kid rock and can do it with much more fervor and zest

this is very funny to me

okay I’m sorry I do genuinely like this even if it’s ai

A black and silver "One day at a time" AA 5 years coin. It's a joke because he is dead.

Congratulations, Rush Limbaugh! 5 years clean and serene

Most Connecticut towns *already* have a section of town with small lots, and it’s the Hallmark movie charming part in and around your downtown

Very cute preppy xanga sidebar showing that my page is playing against all odds by the postal service, there is a scrolling box of icons showing jiggly puff and the smosh guy and lyrics from an ani difranco song called self evident and below that a small hippo graphic is farting a heart and we hold these truths to be self evident: #1 george w. bush is not president #2 america is not a true democracy #3 the media is not fooling me cuz i am a poem heeding hyper- distillation i've got no room for a lie so verbose i'm looking out over my whole human tamily and i'm raising my glass in a toast

omg I found my xanga from when I was 14 in 2006 and if you open the whole pic… you will notice the ani difranco lyrics- preppy girls in juicy can contain multitudes okay

HB 10555 An Act Seeking to Regulate Cheating Husbands

wait!!! I have never seen small tillamooks I don’t think we get those over here

Unrelated: does uncle con’s diner take requests???

Jacksonville DUUUUVAL(L) yelling but for robert

this would be both my first Dutch baby and my first Nigella recipe- 2 birds one scone (i’m pronouncing it skon out of respect)!

a google search for the patron saint of potty training but I’ve decided it’s just St. Jude

when you need to create your own village

concept: vampire weekend @ tanglewood

sometimes a woman is just 48 years old is all

! ! ! !

reminder that instagram is only 15 years old and that it does not sustain life and that you are not required to be there

has come to my attention that my sons think breakfast, lunch, and dinner are called eggs, meal, and proper eggs

mine would be trained to only post H.A.G.S. on people’s walls and as comments under their photos

PERFECT SONG

They were muuuuch older than this at the time which unfortunately means I saw Hanson as an adult

I saw Hanson at toad’s place once and I just needed others to know that it happened

Repost this if Trans people Should have FREE BONELESS WINGS

I want my free boneless chicken wings.

I just know these washers dream of more than just cleaning clothes and I’m here to support their ART

It’s a text message sent from a samsung 5.4 cubic ft top loading high efficiency washer (I spelled efficiency wrong okay) and the image is a close up of the washer and the text says “hey do you want to hear a song”