jem cranberry

Miss piggy meme that says “I may be a dumb bitch but I ain’t fucking stupid” but it says I may be a white rural mom but I ain’t fucking scared of cities

at the stone tower some guy built in 1915 to talk to god up by the mohawk trail- does anybody need anything???

Good morning. We need to destroy all computers

everyone in the hills is whipping around kei trucks anyway

prayers up for the leaf peeping girls in corduroy shift dresses and hearty sweaters fighting melting makeup at a connecticut apple farm or pumpkin patch today- not all heroes wear capes, some wear suede knee boots

finding @noescalators.bsky.social on here kind of brought a tear to my eye???

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

(wanted to make you feel better about your himbo)

my college boyfriend thought Beethoven was just the dog

mine is dressing like if a pirate was in Newsies™️ for his aunt’s haunted cape cod wedding but most available options lean Lamont

extremely hard to not dress your east coast boy toddler like ned lamont for a formal occasion

just mowed our lawn for the first time since june to make hay to cover our garlic beds and then I came inside and ordered a bump it for my hair

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G
🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

sent text (blue) that says hey you dated my husband when is his birthday

for some reason I have been with my husband 10 (!) years and can never remember if his birthday is the 17th or 19th

[ian mackaye voice]

just watched an elderly man wipe his windshield with the available thing at the gas station and then hurl that thing straight into the trash

it’s like when I saw the “please don’t poop in the recycling bin” sign at the library- you just have to assume that Someone Did That Once

a recipe with black text on white background that says Muffins • 3/4 cup (180g/ml) fresh apple cider (NOT apple cider vinegar)

sally, I am concerned as to why this needed to be clarified

wow and a perfect song as response- happy orange album day to all who celebrate

Luke from Gilmore girls but he’s old and he’s in a pinkish flannel and I truly think his backwards cap is computer generated- overall a bad pic just letting you know

while you guys are enjoying the life of a showgirl I’m enjoying my LIFE watching a SHOW about some GIRLS

Mr. Jank I love that you are weighing in on this! containing multitudes!

he did not and he was full sherlock holmes mode for the bit, searching high and low

not to dox my 2.5 year old son but he was pooping in his diaper in a corner and I said are ya poopin’ son and he said “no, I’m just looking for my wallet”

blonde toddler in tan canvas pants and a denim shirt in an Apple orchard holding a little walking stick

good thing we took “how to safely hold sticks outside” class at mountain school

Nooooooooo (sounds like a moo)

millennials getting sick of gens z & alpha saying "6 7" like we didnt have our own number combo that was repeated ad nauseum throughout our adolescence ("9 11")

Well she was an American girl
Years of corn and lead

recognizing that’s a very regional statement

getting the cranberry scrimshaw from my grandma’s nantucket basket tattooed on my leg next week and I know she’d giggle!