Adam Starling

I know there are far bigger problems America is dealing with right now but where do the grocery stores get the right to mess up everybody’s hair when we walk in?

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

All it took to curdle BlueSky’s much-ballyhooed Up-with-People Love-not-Hate Feelgoodery into a pulsating horde of finger-licking cannibals was the murder of an overcompensated executive for a predatory healthcare insurance company?

I think it’s going to be one of those decades.

The fused spirals of fusilli confound symmetry.

You bojo! Coffee machines don’t work unless you have POWER.

I was hoping for the mustard & pickle thrill of the old Late Nite Cheeseburger but these taste more strongly of, like, beef bouillon and peanuts.