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Hey Gavin glad you found the time to say this but haven't said a thing on here about the latest school shooting. Then again if you condemned every school shooting in this country, you'd never have time to do anything else.

Home by 1:15, a surprisingly easy time getting out of the lots onto the Walt. Now I just have to be up in 4 hours 💀💀💀

I remember when we weren't so soft. I remember when Dan Marino played in a hurricane and was struck by lightning while throwing a touchdown pass.

Tailgating an eagles game for the first time ever today. Let's party.

I just flew from Phoenix to Philly and Philly baggage claim is hotter than Arizona right now wtf

Phoenix Skyharbor American terminal really sucks

Anyone have good recommendations for Seattle? We're doing the obvious stuff but still need some restaurants and need the hidden gems.

Jack's Mannequin at the Pony is wonderful

Sixers drafted a twink???

Opened Tubi to see if they had any love draft coverage and the features sports channel says "NBA Draft" and I watched for a while before realizing it was the 2023 draft.

I am researching mortgages and jfc these people are piranhas it is nearly 9pm and y'all won't stop calling me.

Go birds

My neighbor called the police because someone claiming to be from the census bureau rang her bell and asked if she knew anything about who lives in the house on the other side of her, which has been vacant for four years. I'm 99% sure the guy was legit but now a cop is filing a report.

Costco Ribeye ❤️

It's like I'm 22 again but I have 36 year old money.

Watching All Time Low play Dear Maria Count Me In at Warped Tour and so excited they're coming to Philly but su bummed it's at the Met that's filled with seats and no open floor.

How did it just occur to me that we should get married on my dad's birthday? Unfortunately it is a Monday in 2026 and ain't no way I'm getting this shit together in five months.

What do you do on Father's Day if your father is a jackass and you want nothing to do with him? I was thinking I could "accidentally" text him about how great the orgy was and I can't believe I took a dozen dicks in one afternoon.

John Fetterman should consider just shutting the fuck up

My mother is absolutely mesmerized by Kura.

Just nodded off scrolling Facebook on my phone, accidentally tapped a reel, and for some reason it used my phone audio instead of my air pods to play "I'm gonna show you guys how to give a blowjob" so thank God there's nobody else here.

What's on fire in Philly?

Gotta go to the office on spring garden tomorrow and how are there no coffee shops between there and Franklin square?

Trying to sign my dad up for a PFLAG membership and their system keeps rejecting my payment. Like every card I try. And I definitely have the money. It's like they know it's a spite donation and they don't want the bad vibes.

This is an undeniably terrible moment in my life but I really like how I'm making the decision to disown my dad rather than dwell on how to make things right. It's sad but feels really freeing.

It's gonna be really fun tomorrow when he tries to watch TV and remembers I was paying for all of the streaming services and his amazon prime.

Happy first day of pride month! I told my dad about my engagement and he had some thoughts on still not believing in being gay and decided to finally let loose and call my partner disrespectful for existing in our own home. So that's about $125 less to spend on the wedding.

How do I get the people spying on me through my phone to only give me ads for wedding venues that don't have flat ceilings?

Made a salad

Spotify seriously can't think I'm a lesbian with all the Carly Rae Jepsen I listen to.