Maddy Byrd-Willingham

a woman salutes in lesbian with her finger on her forehead . ALT: a woman salutes in lesbian with her finger on her forehead .

Just finished watching Ponies, and I just … wow. Incredible female friendship, original humor, complex romantic relationships, AND a spy thriller? With Emilia Clark and Haley Lu Richardson????

Agreed. Calling character defects the cause of substance use disorders is like calling vomiting the cause of the flu.

Guess Amazon didn’t lose money on the Melania documentary after all. $75 million for an $8 billion tax cut.

Republican logic is demanding that you show an ID matching your birth certificate to vote but not requiring ICE/CBP agents to show any form identification to arrest you. Hell, they don’t even have to show their faces.

Is it still called "Trad Wife" if you're married to another woman? Welcome to my new weird corner of the internet, where I share the meaning of being a"non-trad trad wife," and why it rules.

Let’s discuss #wlw

Also, great line in the Supreme Court tariffs opinion:

“The United States, after all, is not at war with every nation in the world.“

…are we sure about that?

Leave it to Gorsuch to write a 46 page concurrence to a 21 page opinion

TBH lesbianism should scare people.

Before I met my wife, I would only eat tofu to be polite or on accident. Now I’M the one suggesting tofu, cooking it, craving it. Like how do you crave bean curd sculpted into a block?? Idk but I do now.

And that’s the power of lesbian love.

do you ever think about how alexander hamilton would have been absolutely unstoppable on substack

Ah, on that I disagree. But at the very least, we agree that RFK Jr should not be HHS secretary and can leave it there :)

32 times A DAY they break both the law and the order

Thanks for your feedback. It’s not a very liberal take to argue that recovering from addiction—in and of itself—can be used against you for later job opportunities, but I get why you’re angry!

On Cocaine and Toilet Seats A sober person's take on RFK Jr. that no one asked for, but everyone needs.

“RJK Jr. is unqualified to lead HHS for many, many reasons. But the fact that he is a recovering addict is not one of them.” #sobersky

The MAHA vs. MAGA drama is healing to witness.

Everything I write while drinking my first cup of coffee is earth shattering. Until my second cup.

A daily dose of joy is essential. Here’s mine, we can share ♥️

I started my purge in January and am deleting at least one per month. I just got rid of Amazon Prime, and boy does it feel good!

Hate to be a lesbian stereotype, but I’m pretty sure the closest I’ve ever been to God was at the Brandi Carlile concert at Madison Square Garden on Valentine’s Day with my wife

2026: “Here’s a series of never-ending terrible events, chaos, corruption, and government overreach in the US.”

Obama: “Oh and btw aliens are real.”