CORIAN

ah, yknow. senses 'n whatnot.

heh. my evil plan.

[ minor PTSD flashbacks to a certain chicken wing incident ] heheh. no prob, dude! remember, gotta keep your protein intake up, yeah? there's loads of egg and white meat in there, so enjoy!

[ it's good ramen. spicy, but normal people spicy. ]

heheh. nice, right? i couldn't really taste any flavor off it myself, so i figured it'd be perfect for ya!

[ sliding over a bowl of ramen ]

eve wanted you t'have a nice lunch today - so i figured i'd mke you a toned-down version of somethin' she likes to eat! hope ya like it, big guy.

@windsofaskr.bsky.social you have been Chosen

didya see what they did to skoll. blue haired white man

we get to betray our comrades? oh boy!

it DOES.

did you have fun summoning

what an awesome post kiran

nine houses if you will

fire emblem three houses 3 baby

another six years of edelgard claude n dimitri arguing

guess what kiran

FIRE EMBLEM AND MEGA RAICHU I'M GONNA FUCKIN CCUJMMMMM

heeeh, backin' out? aww, oh well yknow where t'find me if you change your mind!

that's fiiiine. i take payments in favors too! and, yknow. blood. but you can always pencil me into your will, if ya like!

i hear someone's in need of some...services?

ain't necessary? well, look who just got a sweet ticket t'angel retirement!

oh, yknow me. i'm even more in demand than ever!

Not Corian. He doesn't deserve it.

Can you believe it? Today alone I met an android from the future, a princess whose shape feels so nebulous and undefined that if I stare too close at her it'll be akin to a quantum timelock, and Corian again.

what's goin' on, big man?

don't care. gimme those YAMS

kiran 'n i are yaoin' it up? dude FINALLY

You can kill him if you want

YOU COME FROM WHERE I COME FROM YOU START HATIN COOLANT PUMPERS REAL QUICK

Forgive Corian he’s racist at everyrhint