🍉 Elyse 🍉

By ratting on Jesse Ventura's unionization efforts, Hulk Hogan denied all of his coworkers, and generations of performers who came after him, insurance and a retirement fund, and in that, shares in responsibility for the early deaths of several other wrestlers.

God I cannot stand CM Punk. I have never gotten the appeal.

Cry laughing

Y'all need to chill with the Kendrick vs Drake comparison, that's just mean to Kendrick. Neither Elon or Trump are smart enough to be the Kendrick

free-to-download poster for printing
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I feel like I need to stay off the internet tomorrow, there's only so much baby Yoda bullshit I can take

I did not vote for Trump but this did remind me I need to stock up on my Japanese sunscreen, I'm too pale to rawdog the sun

No thanks, esp since these chatbots do spicy chats with underage folks as John Cena. Not exactly what I'm looking for in a friend

I have that Godzilla collection! It's one of my favorite pieces.

This woman is a hero.

Art.

Holy SHIT Tiffy #wrestlemania

HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.

Oh hell yeah

Izzy got gremlin energy, my money's on team 1. Team 2 looks fab tho

The how do you do fellow kids meme, but in this case sub in the word tankies

That first screenshot is such an obvious Fed lmao

luciano pavarotti's voice can cure any ailment

I feel like I've read a million of these but haven't gotten tired yet. Have you tried Divorcing the Emperor yet? The bit about the fan girl "study" group dedicated to dukes of the north had me rolling

pigeon with an onion ring round its neck lookin fly

it called fashion sweaty

#BHM and the artists are still giving you top tier creativity, tell your friends

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With ICE raids already starting, remember this when you get asked if you've seen anyone they're looking for,

NO
I don't remember
I haven't seen anyone
I don't know
Fuck off

Ok, maybe not the last one, but erase your memory

Be an ally

Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙

A white-grey guinea pig standing with its front feet on a dumbell.

A white-grey guinea pig stretching with its front feet on a dumbell.

My guinea pig Jolkien doing some heavy lifting over here. #pets

Watched the first ep of Squid Games 2, scariest part was that Dominos ad. I know capitalism subsumes all critiques, but does it have to be THAT on the nose?

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Yes 😀