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the most fiendish dark ux pattern of all time is joystick on the left, buttons on the right. (ah, for righties, at least)

03.08.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cast Rhialtoโ€™s Vexing Electromagnetic Communique

03.08.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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HEAVEN NO HELL (Michael Deforge), fantastic book

02.08.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Comafields / Imaginary Festival, by Burial 2 track album

new burial, bless

burial.bandcamp.com/album/comafi...

01.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Poker card divinists, what does this portend?

29.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hahaha amazing!

27.07.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg theyโ€™re gonna literally do this

21.07.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The holy trinity ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป These were some of the first games I ever got. Adventure Construction Set in particular was so mind-blowing.

20.07.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's only a question of when, not if

18.07.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I drank one White Russian AMA

18.07.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we need to start a โ€œnon-slop seed vaultโ€ of books, records, etc. weird little used book stores, itโ€™s your time to shine

18.07.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

liโ€™l pepper is so real for this

18.07.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

regurgislop

15.07.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one thing that LLMs *could* replace is this smoothbrain circlejerk sesh

15.07.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you like to concept and model/texture guys like these (M.U.S.C.L.E., He-Man, other weirdos) ... hmu ... and/or please share if you know someone that does!

15.07.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sourcehut - the hacker's forge sourcehut is a network of useful open source tools for software project maintainers and collaborators, including git repos, bug tracking, continuous integration, and mailing lists.

sourcehut.org

15.07.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you like to concept and model/texture guys like these (M.U.S.C.L.E., He-Man, other weirdos) ... hmu ... and/or please share if you know someone that does!

15.07.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you put the Apple ][ version of Karateka in the disk drive upside down, you got Karateka, upside down.

11.07.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy smokes these are amazing

10.07.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Season 3 felt like it became self-aware to me, like Wes Anderson level of autocaricature, and I bailed. Really a shame.

09.07.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every shave reduces their facial hair by 50%. zenoโ€™s blade paradox

09.07.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This shit is so pernicious that it completely put me off doing โ€œfun indie crossoverโ€ content in Ballionaire. It just mimics this crap too much even if itโ€™s meant to show indie solidarity. It feels like a โ€œcute kidโ€ aping a parentโ€™s terrible behavior. Anyway I hate itโ€™s awful

09.07.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mark Fisher talks about this (not in the context of games) in his book Capitalist Realism. Itโ€™s not just games. The regurgitation is designed to both reduce costs / maximize profits, and also introduce a cultural malaise that pushes us deeper into a worldview that we canโ€™t escape capitalism. (contd)

09.07.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, amazing work!!

09.07.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Collage minizine is a popular choice at this yearโ€™s Zine Camp and things are getting messsssy

08.07.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When we โ€œplayedโ€ TTRPGs as kids by making up characters and then โ€ฆ doing nothing with them โ€ฆ and then making more characters, we were all expressing a yearning for the as yet unearthed but still archetypal expression of theorycrafting roguelike builds

08.07.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Next Generation but every episode contains a subplot of Troi counseling a crew member suffering from sycophantic holodeck psychosis syndrome, imploring them that โ€œalthough I sense they feel real to youโ€, their girlfriend is โ€œjust a bunch of high dimensional matrix multiplicationโ€

07.07.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a fancy new stapler and assembled some TTRPG zines this weekend (Vaults of Vaarn by Leo Hunt: graculusdroog.itch.io)

07.07.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think dystopian scifi may have wildly undershot the idea of chatbot psychosis

06.07.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reggie bush getting his hopes up rn

06.07.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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