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Adam Epling

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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

βœ… That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

09.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1166    πŸ” 416    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 64

Ah, well then please do not look up how Bruce's team lost in the 2019 Final Four

04.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s what it would look like if you put every MLS playoff team in Europe. Can the European mind comprehend this? πŸ˜‰

28.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

For some reason, I still remember some of the "questions" from this game. Don't remember the "answers", but I know "Heaven's Gate" and "Howard the Duck" were a couple of movies they mentioned

24.10.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He made Auburn basketball the team I was most emotionally invested in, imagine how wild that would have sounded in 2013. War Eagle

22.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes this all makes total and perfect sense, this financial contraption we've created as a society πŸ˜‚

15.09.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The reverse jinx, alive and well

13.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1st Q Vols = Wild as a mink
Thereafter = Sweet as soda pop

13.09.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

βœ… That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

08.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3511    πŸ” 1027    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 212

godDAMN

08.09.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1620    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 4

"Vote of confidence" from AD incoming

07.09.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good night

01.09.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 10

Can I tell you about somebody else who did nothing for three days

30.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1091    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9

Everton haven't won any of their last 12 Premier League games in August (D3 L9), losing each of their last 7. #EFC

18.08.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never understood the hate ATL gets. For an airport that big, it runs well. The train is efficient. Also my entire life I've had a small "home" airport, either CAK or HSV, and never had any real complaints about either.

14.08.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fan Zone upgrade.βœ…

09.08.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy Philadelphia
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Greasing poles with Vaseline because Go Birds

08.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

[pats rocket on back] I think that’s a long time for your first time!

30.07.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 388    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

Any time we drive past an Olive Garden www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Ea...

17.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In β€œprecedented times” the best player on my favorite sports team getting a DUI would have made a much bigger dent in my mental state. But alas! πŸ™ƒ

12.07.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Kansas City Chiefs

12.07.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Staying at a hotel in Athens, GA, where they have these pictures of old ticket stubs hanging up, and I came across a Phil Neel! πŸ’™πŸ§‘

24.06.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, you know what we need right now? For Jon Rothstein to tweet out that Washington will host Loyola (Maryland) on Nov 25 or something.

22.06.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3

the only Switch 2 we're promoting is a switch from disposable wipes 2 toilet paper or a bidet

05.06.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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Tahaad Pettiford is back. His Year 2 ceiling at Auburn is sky-high. The point guard phenom will return for a sophomore season. The numbers β€” and the Tigers' new-look roster β€” scream massive potential.

Haad back www.auburnobserver.com/p/tahaad-pet...

28.05.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is the new official name for a 9-5 football score.

25.05.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 199    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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two men are sitting in front of a crowd and one of them is talking on a phone ALT: two men are sitting in front of a crowd and one of them is talking on a phone
20.05.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smashing Pumpkins’ song 1979 came on Sirius earlier, and they always put the little number next to it for what year it was released, and I saw that it was 1996… and then I got a little sad because I realized that a similar song written today would be titled β€œ2008” 🫠

03.05.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes teams just don’t know, and what are the @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social supposed to do, if not to #LetEmKnow

29.04.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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