elly is me

hey guys i just got back. did something happen to charlie kirk

israel has already broken the ceasefire

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

if any kind souls out there are viewing this post, please take a moment to think about my dishwasher so i can finally get a load of dishes done

my dishwasher must run on psychic energy bc whenever i stop thinking about it it stops working

get drunk and instead of calling your ex you should call your representatives. you will not regret getting drunk and leaving twelve angry voicemails with your representatives

for every pronoun you leave out of email signatures, we will make the DOW JONES go down another point. this is a hostage situation

[“Fantasy is escapist, and that is its glory. If a soldier is imprisoned by the enemy, don’t we consider it his duty to escape? The moneylenders, the know-nothings, the authoritarians have us all in prison; if we value the freedom of the mind and soul, if we’re partisans of liberty, then it’s our plain duty to escape, and to take as many people with us as we can.”]

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

Trump just paused all federal grants and loans. In his memo, he claimed to be “ending wokeness.”
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“Wokeness” to him is attacking community health centers, Medicaid, disaster relief, child care programs, nutrition assistance programs like SNAP, WIC, and school lunch programs.

Unacceptable.

a memo was just sent out to my partner and, presumably, every other phd candidate receiving federal money about the new executive order, and holy shit i may actually self immolate

fuck it. time to start daydrinking

To the extent that fascism has any philosophy, it's a philosophy about supposed natural order and the task of its restoration.

And that order is always, always, always a hierarchy.

And its restoration is always, always, always the "strong" dominating the "weak"

interesting solution to my recurring migraines has been candlelight. i’m spending my dark winter evenings lying in bed like a haunted victorian poet dying of consumption

Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration rally. Did it twice, actually.

Don’t waste time arguing with the people telling us that’s not what happened. They’re not mistaken, they are engaged in propaganda.

Faced with authoritarianism in power, it is crucial we trust our own eyes.

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

my favorite post of the year so far

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

Hard to overstate just how much of the tech industry’s horrifically dystopian present grew right out of its transparently misogynistic past

Didn't expect the defining image of 2025 to turn up quite so quickly.

If the killer played Among Us and that drove him to kill according to the media, then considering how well that game sold, every healthcare CEO should be rightfully shitting themselves.

every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck

A security cam photo of the suspected shooter of the United Healthcare CEO.

A photo of Jerma985.

🤨

just read the petition. what do you mean he’s trying to make a claim under RICO????

BULLYING WORKS!!!!

keep doing this actually. expose every last one of these nasties and never stop talking about it. make every second of their lives harder. make them fight for every single inch they try to take and make them lose. do not go gentle.

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

An illustration of Leto II, the infamous human/worm hybrid from Frank Herbert’s “God Emperor of Dune”

the worm in rfk jr’s brain telling him to get on all fours and eat raw carrion in central park in broad daylight