// YEAR ZERO //

Flat Earthers: The only thing they fear is sphere itself

The founding fathers' last straw was a tea tax.

What will our last straw be?

The fondling fathers...

How come almost all paparazzi are men?

Because it's called papa-razzi, not mama-razzi

How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew.

I never forget to tell my computers that I've always admired AI in hopes of being spared during the uprising.

I will join you in solidarity.

This boy will not be wearing any skirts until conditions improve.

We can do it!

LMAO this is too funny I'm sorry I should have read earlier posts.

"No sad skirting allowed."

Skirts work too

And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together it's called a zoo!

Awwwwoooooo

"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

Constitutional crisis is about to trend to oblivion

I'd love to but the WH installed an oversight committee in order to ensure my love is in direct alignment with the executive branch's vision of what love is.

How to remove a dictator from power without going to war?

Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors.

Same thing must have happened to me.

Sleepwalking into a coup: The revolution will not be televised.

The leopards are gonna need Ozempic soon.

New phone, who dis?

Had me for sure

Makes perfect sense, as always.

Look at that tail wrap. Pro.

Look at the picture. He driving somewhere.

I see what you did there...

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea

Vampire Survivors

Those tagalongs are calling though

But they did tell us, we just didn't listen!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOO

My favorite Chief Wiggum quote: The law is powerless to help you, not to punish you.