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I skeet about reality tv and I hated nancy mace before it was cool

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Zac looks soooo uncomfortable at the pride event #slomw

17.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
r/boston
u/migrational_coconut β€’ 1d
Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles
Salamanders
Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too.

r/boston u/migrational_coconut β€’ 1d Spotted a baby alligator in the Charles Salamanders Yesterday on my run, I was flabbergasted to spot this tiny alligator hanging out in Turtle Pond (on the Charles River bike path. My assumption is that he is someone's pet who was either lost or dumped (but he still gave me QUITE a jump scare at 7AM). I called Animal Control and was sent to voicemail - hopefully someone can grab him before it gets too cold. From instagram, it looks like some other folks have spotted him along the river too.

Joe's Crazzy Critters β€’ Follow
1d β€’ Q
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Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston.
With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters

Joe's Crazzy Critters β€’ Follow 1d β€’ Q ... Tonight NBC10 Boston contacted me for an interview regarding the small American alligator that was spotted in the Charles River near Back Bay. After the interview, more information was shared about the location the alligator was last seen. So, I grabbed a head lamp and flashlight and took a ride into Boston. With the cold temps, the alligator had very low chances of surviving. With some luck and a couple of bright flashlights after 15 minutes I found the Boston alligator. I was able to capture him safely and he will be warm and housed until we get more information and instructions on what's next for this little guy. We are hoping that he will be a new resident and ambassador here at Joe's Crazzy Critters

New England Wildlife Center & β€’ Follow β€’..
5h β€’
Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ?
Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover.
Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild.
The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call!
Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet

New England Wildlife Center & β€’ Follow β€’.. 5h β€’ Meet Charles, the baby alligator who made quite the splash in Boston this week! ? Thanks to the quick action (and above-and-beyond dedication) of Joe's Crazzy Critters, Charles was safely rescued from the cold water of the Charles River last night and brought to us for care. Our veterinarians Greg, Harry, and Tess examined him today and determined he has an upper respiratory infection. He's now getting antibiotics and a warm, safe place to recover. Alligators don't belong in New England, and it's likely Charles was released by someone who couldn't care for him anymore. If you ever find yourself in that position, please call us and we are happy to work with you find a humane solution. Never release a pet into the wild. The Odd Pet Vet is dedicated to giving every creature the expert care they deserve. If you your scaled, furred, or feathered family member needs a check-up, give us a call! Learn more: newildlife.org/odd-pet-vet

baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand

baby alligator in a bin marked "live animals" being held aloft in a man's hand

I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast

14.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2230    πŸ” 559    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 59

If you live in Boston, it's on sight for this Weasley reject douchenozzle

13.11.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1768    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 39

Read this thread. All of these ICE β€œfacilities” are concentration camps. There is a reason they are not allowing oversight. Keep protesting this shit and informing people about this Nazi regime. Nuremberg Trials 2.0 can’t come fast enough.

07.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 769    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8

SPOUSE: I have to work late Thursday
OUTER MONOLOGUE: I am going to miss you
INNER MONOLOGUE: I am going to eat something very stupid

22.06.2023 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 56
r/boston
u/Past_Election_5005 β€’ 1d
Made a website showing Boston area restaurants offering free/reduced price meals to SNAP
recipients
I Made This!
mysnapmap.com
Hoping this could help some people

r/boston u/Past_Election_5005 β€’ 1d Made a website showing Boston area restaurants offering free/reduced price meals to SNAP recipients I Made This! mysnapmap.com Hoping this could help some people

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sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients

link: mysnapmap.com

06.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1276    πŸ” 668    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13

is there a "we were right about generative AI the whole time and you should have listened" wallet card we can get to exempt us from Great Depression 2.0 or...?

05.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Put the pronouns back in the email

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

05.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18523    πŸ” 3712    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 76

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

04.11.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9021    πŸ” 2290    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 74

Election eve reminder:

Friends don't let friends vote for Frank Baker or Erin Murphy.

#bospoli

04.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
grim reaper claw machine meme

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

04.11.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8035    πŸ” 1847    πŸ’¬ 402    πŸ“Œ 241

still thinking about how I saw Tara Dikhof swallow a sword on Saturday πŸ—‘οΈ

04.11.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[John mulaney voice] is this Bushwick throuple hitting on me or do I just need to go to sleep?

25.10.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The revolution will be led by HONK bands!!!

16.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coworkers like these are the backbone of society (or at least my mental health)

16.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This could literally be an episode of Hacks

09.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops

03.10.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1567    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11

hell yeah!!

03.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you by chance know when pre-ordered vinyls will ship? Listening to Hellraiser on vinyl is gonna fix me, I can feel it πŸ™πŸ»

03.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a 9-minute ballad about teaching Travis Kelce where the clit is

03.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of some of the many cringey lyrics to the Taylor Swift song "Wood"

A screenshot of some of the many cringey lyrics to the Taylor Swift song "Wood"

Taylor Swift is the new Riverdale, in that I send my partner things she actually says and they go "that can't be real"

03.10.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œdid you girlboss too close to the sun” is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just don’t believe it lmfao

03.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4340    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 85
Preview
a man sitting at a desk with his hands folded in front of a snl logo Alt: Stefon from SNL putting his hands up to his face

this season of #loveisblind has everything...a rich guy who's absolutely in a biohacking cult...an ex(?)-mormon who thinks her brother "only dating Asian women" is progressive...multiple people disappearing from the pods in an extremely suspicious manner....🍿

03.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMy older brother only dates Asian girls” isn’t the endorsement you think it is when you’re from a white Mormon family #loveisblind

03.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I obviously don't envy being a teenager during the fall of the empire BUT at least y'all have zit stickers now

01.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture"

25.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5079    πŸ” 935    πŸ’¬ 161    πŸ“Œ 64

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet?

LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked

KASH PATEL: what

24.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1450    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11

got so excited for a second bc I thought this was about the loring greenough house in JP πŸ’€ but now I'm manifesting

24.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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