Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
23.10.2025 18:51 β π 12760 π 6368 π¬ 326 π 450
She doesn't let them on, Ash overrides her.
11.09.2025 21:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collectionβs current iteration.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
06.09.2025 06:31 β π 11946 π 9838 π¬ 225 π 734
I like when I wake up in the middle of a nap and still have like 10-15 minutes left on my timer. It's like getting a second, bonus nap.
04.08.2025 18:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"That's good, Sam, keep making a fool of Cruz, and Ziggy says you should leap once the interview is over."
18.06.2025 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another thing to mention for people who don't live in LA.
Most of LA is very chill and peaceful right now. There's a huge Pride fest going on, countless farmer's markets, tourists walking around, families at the parks, people walking their dogs.
It's a big place.
09.06.2025 01:42 β π 4718 π 865 π¬ 69 π 49
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
08.06.2025 21:54 β π 47022 π 14546 π¬ 2964 π 1370
The leopards are so ravenous that now they're eating each other's faces
06.06.2025 02:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βLet Them Fightβ except instead of Godzilla vs the Titan itβs two spoiled fascist brats frantically tossing dog shit at each other
05.06.2025 22:17 β π 385 π 36 π¬ 18 π 3
05.06.2025 21:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Any Dem who allies with this Nazi fuck should be primaried
05.06.2025 02:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Yabba.
Andor is a great show, but it does have one major flaw: Diego Luna never got to share a scene with Jabba.
Let the man touch Jabba, dammit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzM...
17.05.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yeah, Jason's always been more of a machete guy.
16.05.2025 03:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You cannot milk a Bantha in Star Wars Galaxies
You cannot milk Sy Snootles in Star Wars Galaxies
You cannot milk Jabba the Hutt in Star Wars Galaxies
You cannot milk the Sarlacc in Star Wars Galaxies
Well what CAN I milk in this game?
19.11.2024 15:26 β π 776 π 188 π¬ 17 π 4
"Republicans want Americans to eat poop butter" is a pretty good attack line, imho
10.04.2025 15:44 β π 215 π 73 π¬ 10 π 1
CEOs upset about Trumpβs tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting βI thought we had a deal!β at the Joker.
07.04.2025 16:09 β π 12359 π 2860 π¬ 97 π 72
Did they reopen submissions?
29.03.2025 16:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I donβt know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
14.03.2025 02:36 β π 18849 π 4113 π¬ 193 π 181
Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex
Tom Sanders clearly had a blast while writing this article
metro.co.uk/2025/01/29/w...
30.01.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
RIP democracy. It was fun while it lasted.
20.01.2025 17:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean I'm glad she's not making the dumb jokes anymore, but the original bride was still way creepier.
18.01.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Republicans love and support the troops, which is why theyβre rushing to put a totally inexperienced psychopath with a history of alcoholism and sexual abuse allegations in charge of their well being.
14.01.2025 22:48 β π 6594 π 1332 π¬ 162 π 42
He turns 150
12.01.2025 19:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You could literally build the Death Star and blow up planets with it in Empire at War
11.12.2024 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hahaha yessss @johnsonbcw.bsky.social has been caught in my net.
Yeeessssssss.
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.
14.11.2024 06:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Average Trump voter.
10.11.2024 17:11 β π 819 π 122 π¬ 15 π 2
Wait, you're saying that you, a person deeply addicted to rage and petty cruelty, has discovered that unlimited rage and petty cruelty toward the right people can fix every problem in your life and the world?
Wow, how lucky for you, crazy that it just happened to work out that way, congrats
08.11.2024 17:46 β π 404 π 42 π¬ 6 π 2
@bsky.app Is there a way to get push notifications for posts by people we follow?
08.11.2024 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Those who do not learn from history are Americans.
08.11.2024 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hi, I'm here now.
07.11.2024 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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