Andrew Curry

Trying quite successfully, as it turns out.

I think Pam Bondi better read a book about John Mitchell. Cover ups don’t often end well.

The worst political decision of the last decade was when the Harris campaign ditched the strategy of calling these weirdos weird. They are so goddamn weird. About everything. Always.

I think it was always a long shot that he’d go into the Hall in an Astros cap, but I’d imagine this seals the deal for Detroit.

I was on a scholarship committee years ago that continued giving out the Ken and Linda Lay scholarship years after the point where it was unseemly.

Now that it’s over, I wouldn’t be too surprised if #Arizona only falls one spot.

My Houston Cougars jumped all the way up to number 3 in the rankings this week. And now the number one team is twenty seconds from losing. I know it’s all sort of irrelevant until next month, but still…

Imagine being just FURIOUS about an American citizen singing in Spanish, but not giving half a shit when masked goons shoot people in the face. What must it be like to live in that world?

If the Seahawks winning the Super Bowl means the Mariners don’t win the World Series, I can work with that.

(Has anyone checked Twitter to see what the racists are saying?)

I will not check Twitter to see what the racists are saying…I will not check Twitter to see what the racists are saying…I will not check Twitter to see what the racists are saying…I will not check Twitter to see what the racists are saying…

I won’t pretend Bad Bunny’s music is made for old white dudes like me, but I can definitely see his appeal. Lively and fun.

Scott Van Pelt doesn’t know how to pronounce Alperen Şengün. Though, to be fair, he’s only had five years to learn. #Rockets

I did. But I torment myself when the extra horrible stuff happens, to see if maybe, just maybe, it’ll make the cult pause to reflect for even a nanosecond. But it never, ever does. So the joke’s on me, I suppose.

Wondering how they’re responding to the monkey video on Twitter? Exactly how you fucking think they would respond.

Jenny McCarthy. The Secret. Oprah’s legacy is littered with awful stuff.

The obituary of Dr. Lawrence Curry

The obituary for my sweet old Dad. For those of you who knew him, this will bring back some warm memories. And for those who didn’t, it’s a wonderful encapsulation of an amazing life.

“Brantley Gilbert” and “Gabby Barrett” look like someone took the same letters and just put them into different configurations.

The publicity poster for the Turning Point USA Super Bowl halftime show.

Aww, shit! They got Brantley Gilbert?! Fuck yeah!
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(I do not know who Brantley Gilbert is…)

You never age out of the Oscars. Movies - particularly Oscar-nominated ones - tend to be watchable at whatever age. But the #Grammys aren’t really made for old farts like me. Unless they start giving awards to forty year old Crowded House records.

Lawrence Curry in a lecture classroom at the University of Houston, where he taught history for fifty years.

My dear old dad, Lawrence Hopkins Curry, died this evening, less than a week before he would have turned 92. Rest in peace, Dad. I love you.

A seating chart showing all seats still available for the Saturday night showing of Melania.

Saturday night showing of Melania. Tickets are…still available.

Negative killer instinct. It’s really something to behold.

I’ve spent much of the day thinking of ways that Schumer and Jeffries will fuck this up. Because, come on. We ALL know they’re gonna.

Ooh. How’d I forget that day walker? Put that asshole UNDER the jail.

I go back and forth on whose trial would make me happiest. I mean, Trump, sure. But after that? Bovino’s would be good. Noem. Hegseth. But then I remember that mainstream Dems don’t want to upset right wingers. And that a fifty seat swing in the midterms probably means nothing for these criminals.

I can sleep better knowing this dangerous criminal has been taken off the streets. God bless you, ICE!

I’m fixated on determining who is a true believer and who’s just in it for the power. Like, Hegseth and Noem are obviously all in. But does Rubio know better? Not that it excuses him, and the Nuremberg trials should certainly feature Marco. But I always suspect that he cringes at some of this shit.

The instant CJ let it go, you knew it was a pick six.

Respect for choosing Dear 23 over Frosting on the Beater and Bellybutton over Spilt Milk.