davegammelgard loves baseball

They say that you don't need a college degree to join ICE. My guess is the less education you have the better. #ice

The Republican redistricting plan in Texas is no different than cancelling the election and declaring Republicans the winners.

The Twins have 4 consecutive hits to start the game. I think I'm dreaming. #twinsbaseball

Trump fired the labor statistics chief because of a bad jobs report, accusing her, a Biden appointee, of trying to hurt him and Republicans. He thinks this because he expects everyone he appoints to prioritize hurting Democrats over helping Americans. Every accusation is a confession.

"no homo"

If I woke up tomorrow and read that the Twins got rid of everyone except Ryan and Buxton it wouldn't change my outlook on this team. #twinsbaseball

Please report the results.

There's an old Russian joke that says a man went to the same newsstand every day, looked at the front page, and put it back. One day the vendor asked him what he was looking for. "An obituary." "Those are on the back page." "Not the one I'm looking for."

This picture could be a cure for foot fetishes.

A lot of Republicans say that progressives are anti-American. I suppose if your image of America is Christian Nationalism, that's accurate.

Moonlight Graham

He got game.

Milton Bradley. He got game.

At this point Carlos Correa is playing because of his reputation, not his performance. His WAR is -0.2. If he were a rookie he would be sent down. He's hurting the team and should see the bench more than he sees the field. #twinsbaseball

Byron Buxton might be a god. #twinsbaseball

That's a slump-buster.

Festa with a good first. Let's hope he keeps it up. #twinsbaseball

If ICE agents don't want to be assaulted they shouldn't go out dressed like that.

It’s the 4th of July and every channel is showing ‘Independence Day’ on a loop when they should be showing ‘Idiocracy.’

They used their made-up culture war and race war to cover up their class war, which they have now won. Americans are too stupid to be trusted with freedom. Happy 4th!

A man who tells you that he is 5' 11" is an honest man.

I never liked his attitude. He refused to play anywhere but right for the Twins, even though they could have used him elsewhere at times. He's not willing to do whatever it takes to make the team better. Well, now we're better without him.

Cory Provus could probably be a decent major league manager. #twinsbaseball

Larry is almost proud.

There should be a lottery at each game where fans can buy a ticket and the winner gets to pitch in garbage time.

The Twins don't want to waste all that money they invested in Jonah Bride.

Especially when a Twins pitcher is throwing to first base.

Looks like Jonah Bride has a job a little bit longer.

Careful with that analogy, because the solution in that situation is to sell the sports car.