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Audrey Hoaxburn

@dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social

๐Ÿฅ‡Voted horniest ExMo on twitter,๐Ÿฅ‡EXMO MARCH MADNESS CHAMPION - the shit poster formerly known as Dallin H. Hoax. ๐Ÿงฆ Tube sock blaster ๐Ÿงฆ I love UTCHDORF, Johnny Depp, Karen Gillan, and Janelle Monae. I realize youโ€™re all only here for Mud ๐Ÿถ content

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#utahdating

30.10.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox News so salty that autopen Biden still a Better president than Trump

29.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Soft walking Fox News watchers to the idea of Trump being a king.

29.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paging Jake tapper

28.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dating in Utah #utah

28.10.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Finally had a match on Hinge I was excited about and midway through a good conversation she disappeared. Which Iโ€™ve done this long enough to know thatโ€™s how it goes and itโ€™s nothing personal but itโ€™s still a bummer ๐Ÿ˜ข

28.10.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who needs an education when you can start a meme coin ?!

26.10.2025 11:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even Nazis showed their faces

26.10.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if Trump is exactly who we are as Americans?

22.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We couldnโ€™t possibly be Nazis. See, we hate Nazis

22.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hate it here

22.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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About to head to the gym where Fox News will no doubt be saying how every single American city is wrong on this

18.10.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God was like in 2024 men must not expose their sleeves but in 2026 the time has come

18.10.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re selling 45 / 47 whiskey on Fox News and I bet 85% of his base doesnโ€™t know Trump doesnโ€™t drink

15.10.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why wouldnโ€™t you give the Presidential Medal of Freedom to a sanitized bigot?

14.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol exactly what I was thinking - I also enjoy talking about conservative politics but youโ€™re not going to like what I say

14.10.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How fun dating in Utah is ๐Ÿคฎ

14.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT SO NOW WE DONT HAVE TO EAT VEGETABLES ๐Ÿฅ•!!!

11.10.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tattoo ideas - get brand symbols on your body - a Polo horse on your left breast, a Guess triangle on your butt cheek, Girbaud across your penis or vagina, a Leviโ€™s red tab on your ass, etc etc etc

10.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously Iโ€™m projecting some here but Iโ€™m not alone!!!

09.10.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re not even in toxic relationships with people anymore.

Weโ€™re in toxic relationships with apps.

09.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

She informed him that wasnโ€™t revelation she was receiving

07.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s not even how revelation works dumbass

(unless he was already her husband or bishop (he wasnโ€™t))

07.10.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom just informed me a Mormon man she dated said he received revelation from Heavenly Mother (for my mom) that it was ok for them to have sex.

07.10.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have two brain cells and even remotely paying attention itโ€™s clear Trump has always been con man

07.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw my first MAHA hat in the wild

05.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found the angel moroniโ€™s gf

04.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So true

04.10.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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