Joe 🤺

Have you tried putting cakes and pastries in your mouth?

How is Gail's in business? Their coffee tastes of burnt

Pay day

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It’s a lighting expo at the Design Centre in Angel

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I feel like Jonathan Bailey in anything is only ever gonna feel like Jonathan Bailey doing a cameo in a thing.

I could believe Jane coming on board and it would be good

Why is it always tall people who like standing desks? We get it

I know there's bigger stuff going on but can we talk about the set list for the Radiohead reunion shows? The last two albums nearly completely absent as if to validate those people who think they lost it after In Rainbows. And maybe that's true, but there was an opportunity to reframe it here.

I wish someone had told my weekend that we are in the Age of Sobriety

Feel like I’m going back on myself here, I’ve defo tweeted this before a few years back but - hot guy in my gym, but hes got a Harry Potter tattoo on the back of his neck. I’m not allowed to bang him, am I?

Oh, I'm 3 episodes in and you may not get your answer

Why does he get to have gay hair and no one else gets to have any hair?

For Kesha? Babe, I’m seeing her in Feb. Just come.

The Devonshire needs to get swallowed up by one of those spontaneous sink holes.

I have a sexy new colleague with almost exactly the same name as my ex, but fuller lips. I doubt he's a 'mo, but I've decided to harbour a parasocial crush on him anyway

I’ve had fab sleep lately, but I wake up and I rearranged my pillows etc into a lovely fort and it’s impossible to wake up from

Drop the name of your pharmacist

Obviously you would choose to only eat D for the rest of your life

Who knew Travis Kelce had a podcast? Or any sportsball people for that matter.

In gay years, you're Dad.

Changed my work password to my favourite downer so I could get better at spelling it / pronouncing it and now every time I log into my computer, I relax a little bit.

Jasmine cum white turned out to be legitimately our favourite drink

Wait, have I been gay baited by Moses Sumney all this time?

Life hack: having a vape in your rucksack functions like a car freshener by constantly giving off a kinda sickly but not-unpleasant smell

The Telegraph bucking the consensus by saying Cowboy Carter is a confusing mess with bad sight lines and Charli at Primavera was underwhelming.

I hate work. In the small chat before a meeting just now, the host of the meeting said someone was wearing a 'particularly bold jumper'. It was red. It was just a red jumper.

I love getting emails like this from Pizza Express. My dad's alive and lovely, but no I dont wanna hear about Father's Day from anyone at all tbh

I like it when she coughs

Wish my parents had such taste

There is nothing more unhinged than a You and Yours Phone-In special