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Dare I say airport cafe jazz playlists have gotten way better since I was younger? Or am I just getting cornier…

In the eventual biopic about my life I want to be played by Doug Jones in a suit. Matter of fact just do Abe Sapien again. I stg that limpwristed mf gave me gender euphoria when I was 15

I identify as an attack ROFLcopter

when you barely even exchanged pleasantries and the uber driver switches from rap to diva pop 😔💅 and here I thought I was giving trade…

🧵: everyone wants to say that canada is better than america re: trans rights, etc.

this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.

it’s so cute!! amazing work

I suppose caring for one another often requires us to overcome our fears about bodies in all their imperfections. God knows people will judge what I’ve done to mine. But next year we gotta run a class on the holistic stress relief properties of soap and water.

I probably encountered a future soulmate in the twink caravan that traipsed like so many effeminate Weedians from the Jefferson stop to the Eris/Okta set back in 2022, but they didn’t recognize me as one of their own because at the time I had sprouted a beard of sorrow. Never let yourself go.

who else up scrambling, scurrying and scuttling

No, but had no sense of smell as it was a mask required event. 😷

got pretty close to the back of a crust punk’s ear yesterday at @superb-fruit-dove.bsky.social ‘s acupressure class. AMA

waded thru stopped traffic on the Manhattan Bridge in my cute heels at 3am last night. While Nonbinary. @mbbischoff.com scampering ahead in an evening gown tethered my ass to reality. we must have been a spectacle for the captive motorists watching us illuminated by the cold wash of headlights.

does anyone wanna watch the 1972 cabaret with me

mods are asleep, post teal lego mecha

when you visit someone's profile there should be a tab that lets you see their feed the way they see it, so you can know better what kind of brain damage they are doing to themselves.

the funniest bad taxidermy I’ve ever seen was at the ticket office for Busa Lake in Ecuador. I don’t even know what animal this was originally

Yes! Ask Jillian. Another of your friends (who I don’t know) talked to him for a minute there. I’m kinda curious what they spoke about.

I'm pretty sure they played Serena-Maneesh at Singer's last night (earsplitting volume). I'm seeing trade walk by in Dying Fetus and Deftones shirts. Someone passed around poppers at our table and Chi Ossé just materialized. What in the everloving fuck is happening in New York City

my most pick-me tendency is that I do appreciate yonic art, I don’t care that it’s second wave, the Dinner Party’s the best part of the Brooklyn Museum, it was sick when Meredith Graves put her own menstrual blood in her vinyl pressings, and pictures of fruit that look like vulvas are… fine I guess.

“he probably identifies as nonbinary,” he sneered, unaware that, rather than insulting the target of his derision, he had merely gendered them correctly

I fell off my bike today because I was carrying an iced coffee in one hand 🥴 the coffee survived and I got right back up and finished the trip with it, because I am Insane, which allows me to get different results when I do the same thing over and over.

It’s a design flaw too, because once the glue sealing the jewel on starts to come off in the diswasher, it starts to look gross despite still being perfectly functional.

A backlit photo of a person holding a microphone and singing, the phoro is very blue and purple

a photo of a person playing guitar illuminated by warm tones. oranges, reds, and yellows. there's some green as well

A photo of a person illuminated by greens and reds. she's wearing a floral dress and white mask

A photo of a person singing into a mic while illuminated by warm colors

MONTRÉAL CUTIES!

are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu.

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on the loudspeaker PROCHIANE STATION PEENU5

You’re in his DMs, I’m in Hochelaga with him at the LGBT gentle yoga class. We are fucking the same guy.

took the training wheels off today and just started drinking the cold brew straight from the gallon jug. The glass is just a middle-man for people who want to monitor their intake (cowards)

funniest place anyone has tried to cruise me was the 2nd floor of Michaels in downtown Brooklyn. Mid-day.

got madame’d at the park yesterday ^_^

going to a nude gay beach today with a literal clown

lamest headline of 2025 was when Eric Adams got his brows threaded in Queens as a PR stunt. Who told him to do that.