Ghost of Lepa Radić

Maybe if serial moron Aaron Boone just told choke-artist Aaron Judge that it was May and these games didn't fuckin' matter?

The fuck would Boone even care? Needle-dick Steinbrenner is going to extend him another decade for "making" the playoffs, like we're the god damned Kansas City Royals or some such shit...

I guess if, to one, getting so confused that you shit yourself is taking communication, then the game show host regularly takes communication, several times each hour, in fact.

He's easily that senile.

Corolla is pretty right wingy, so I hope this is the start of a move by "anti-woke" comics to consider that "leftist" will stop paying them when we disagree, right wingers will saw you into pieces and carry your carcass out in briefcases. The sides aren't the same.

It was heartening to see elected officials from both major parties decry political violence in the wake of recent targeted shootings of public figures. However, it's important to recognize that state violence can be political violence too.

That can't be real, where is the moose? Are you telling me Saskatchewan gets NO representation?

At the same time, it needs to be remembered, so that it doesn't fucking happen again. Laws need to be made that NDAs are invalid when a person is a candidate for public office, felons can't pardon their coconspirators, grifters can't use the office for scams, etc...

He isn't going to church, why would he worship a god when he thinks he's one?

I will be that person if needed 🏳️‍⚧️💛🏳️‍🌈💙

I don't know how everyone else's weekend went, but I bought a signed Bryant Gumbel golf scorecard from the 1900s!

If you voted for Trump 3 times, and his policies put you out of business, shouldn’t you be asking Eric and Trump Org for your bailout instead of the rest of us?

Repercussions, yeah. They won't be hireable by reasonable people ever again. I would never, under any circumstances, hire someone who was willing to betray all human decency at the behest of a senile, trouser-soiling former game show host.

Hell hounds

That line about going down on Uncle Joey in a theater... ... ...

Why should any state pay into a system that seems set up for nothing more than to carry out the whims of a deeply unpopular, trouser-soilingly senile former game show host and his cult of cretins.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

WE KNOW TRUMP'S IN THERE

It is the responsibility of every sane person in America to make sure that any attempt by the ghouls that cheered this on to slither back into polite society comes with complete ownership and apologies. You don't get to pretend you were always against what you loved when it was "fun"...

One wonders how much time his bloated former game show host spends watching TV every day?

Serious question: What's stopping the State of Illinois from arresting Stephen Miller & charging him with incitement?

The Senate didn't confirm him. He's just a guy.

At some point, the states MUST use their authority to prosecute, because the federal government certainly will not.

Honestly, how do we know those are federal agents?

The Navy cheer is "hoorah" and pretty much only the most irritating sailors you ever came across used it.

He has, he's clearly hit the stage of senate membership where his trouser-soiling strokes are coming almost daily now.

Wait a minute now... Maybe he's right, maybe we need to just send him and his entire brood to Afghanistan to show us how it's done? Like, immediately.

My congratulations go to whoever chose that picture of Danica, a ridiculous hat to go with her ridiculous "point"...

Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Bad Bunny is eligible to run for president because he’s a natural born citizen. Ted Cruz is not.

Thought that was a fun little fact.

It isn't lost on me that the nazi stormtrooper is trying to us the chokehold that killed Eric Garner on that man.