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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

adderall and estrogen
well versed in the feminine
extraordinarily tired
she's a killer queen

head so good you betray aslan to the white witch

my fiancee told me that I give terrific head and I went "hee hee yay" and clapped my hands together like a little lad at a ren faire who just got given some tasty sweets for not causing any mischief today

drawing of two girls, one saying: “kissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautiful”

this works on me btw

Luigi Mangione at Magfest 2020. He's sitting at a chair in an expo hall, playing video games with a guy wearing a spider-man shirt

NO FUCKING WAY

jack me off now………. funk soul brother

maybe next year a doctor will be able to explain what's happening to me. I hoped for that last year too though so who knows

A Brew+2 from me to you

when youre
trying to hide from weird alien guy
that’s among us

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So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it

"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.

If lesbians make you sad, read this one

Shoutout to deathgenerator.com

there is a very specific difference between an F# minor day and a Gb minor day that I cannot place

“When participants used ChatGPT to draft essays, brain scans revealed a 47% drop in neural connectivity across regions associated with memory, language, & critical reasoning.

Their brains worked less, but they felt just as engaged—a kind of metacognitive mirage.”🧪

Deposing the trusted vizier in my comments to find one that is even more corrupt and devious

This is DEFCON 1 priority, y'all. Call your senators, reps, call your friends and tell them to call their senators and reps about this. Call your grandma and tell her to call her senators and reps about this.

What we have here will be *gone* if these bills pass.

The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.

my fiancee has been calling me amelia bedelia for a few years now (affectionately). it's not unjustified ngl

Personal Jesus (and rly a lot of Depeche Mode's bigger hits, those guys knew how to write hooks), but also I did transcribe Mr Blue Sky back when I was still learning to sing it and it's rly a very cleverly written track

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

finding employment at the build a bear workshop for cognitohazards

2 hours on average and it sucks every time, then it takes 2 hours to wake up properly also

quit celebrating SCOTUS "rejecting the call" to overturn the same-sex marriage case as if they didn't just disallow every trans person in the united states from being able to get their passports with their correct gender marker. they WILL come back to it and we're tired of you ignoring us.

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

every single exit poll is showing that young women and queer people are showing up and voting left in overwhelming numbers, but establishment dems continue to exclusively support the geriatric white men who put them in power

The blue no matter who people, who spent years telling the left to enjoy the camps for telling them that transphobia and genocide are wildly unpopular election-losing positions, ended up voting for a sexual predator *not* running as a democrat who was endorsed by Trump, Musk, and Miller. Who lost.

The left told em for several years "you will lose if your campaign completely fucking ignores the rising virulent transphobia and islamophobia and continues to defend a genocide"

And look, a campaign that did the exact opposite of that, won by a goddamn landslide and inspired people country-wide