Ian Pattinson

Love anyone bit of Guy N Smith, but those prices!!!!!

Card pieces left behind after cutting on a Cricut machine. Some of them look like cartoon penises.

I've been test printing possible products on my new Cricut.
I didn't spot this effect on the screen....
Is there a market for suggestive confetti?

Green candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election Hannah Spencer with Green leader Zack Polanski and hundreds of supporters in Manchester gathered for campaigning this weekend.

Labour have sunk in the polls & no longer have enough support to beat Reform in the Gorton & Denton by-election or across the country. The Greens support continues rising, with people switching from Labour especially. Voting Labour in Gorton & Denton will let Reform in.

I know it's a fraction of the constituency, bit on my walk to and from the supermarket, I saw another Green poster board, and nothing for any of the other parties. With my board, that's 2-0s.

Getting lots of desperate Labour ads on YouTube.
Does it cost them more if I watch the advert all the way through, or can I just skip and they'll still be charged?
They're wasting their money, either way.

I wouldn't dare.

Cat looking out of a cottage window.

Cat sat at a window staring out. The photo has been taken through a glass decanter stopper, so she's upside down and distorted.

Cat in a winter garden, looking towards the camera.

I've been cat sitting for a week and a bit. Of course, I had to take a few photos to reassure her humans.

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Hundreds of volunteers hitting the streets this morning in Gorton and Denton.

Lower bills, tax the super-rich- hope will win.

Only the Greens can stop Reform in this by-election.

Oh, I'll be doing some of that as well.

Vote Green poster board in the front garden of a terraced house in the Gorton and Denton constituency.

Got back from a week and a half in Cumbria to find this in my front garden.
Go Greens!
(It's typical that the most exciting thing to happen in Gorton whilst I've lived here started on one of the rare occasions that I was somewhere else.)

I'm definitely not in the quiet carriage. Two tables of lairy lads bantsing so loud I think it might damage my hearing.

💥💙❤️

INTRODUCING! Hannah Spencer Green Party candidate for GORTON & DENTON Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

Say hello to Hannah Spencer—councillor, plumber, greyhound lover and your Green Party candidate for Gorton and Denton 💚

Nuff said
#fuckice #hellboy #comicart

Time for Universal Basic Income The Greens have been calling for UBI for a while, and it's possible that Labour may be considering it now. The investment minister, at least, has come out and suggested it, anyway. This is in respons

Time for Universal Basic Income ift.tt/vL94nto

The Greens have been calling for UBI for a while, and it’s possible that Labour may be considering it now. The investment minister, at least, has come out and suggested it, anyway. This is in response to the damage that …

Reform’s choice in Gorton and Denton tells you everything you need to know Goodwin is a dangerous extremist with views on race that the vast majority of us find absolutely abhorrent.

Reform’s choice in Gorton and Denton by-election tells you everything you need to know | News Politics | Metro News ift.tt/8MUbfWI

Opinion piece by Zack Polanski. The Greens are the best- and only sensible and decent- choice for Gorton and Den…

Gorton and Denton By-election: Green campaigners A historic by-election is coming to Gorton and Denton, and we have a genuine chance to do something huge. This could be our chance to elect the Green Party’s 5th MP and the first ever northern Green ...

I just took action with @theactionnetwork.bsky.social: Gorton and Denton By-election: Green campaigners. Take action here: actionnetwork.org/forms/gd-vol...

Narco subs in the Atlantic The use of narco subs to smuggle drugs into Europe is becoming more common, with a record 9 tonnes recently seized aboard a semi submersible narco sub. There are also rumours of offshore platforms be

Narco subs in the Atlantic ift.tt/JvYb81C

The use of narco subs to smuggle drugs into Europe is becoming more common, with a record 9 tonnes recently seized aboard a semi submersible narco sub. There are also rumours of offshore platforms being used, with drugs trans…

Followed.
There's a risk he may turn up on my doorstep, so I need to know the worst things I can ask him about.

If the Greens defeat Farage in Gorton and Denton, it'll change politics forever. I think that's worth donating a few quid to, don't you?

donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/parliamentar...

UK PEOPLE: this is REALLY IMPORTANT. If the government bans under-16s from using VPNs, then logically they must intend to REQUIRE AGE VERIFICATION FOR ALL VPN USE. Which will affect adults too!

*Your* right to anonymous web browsing is at risk!

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/754408

British companies are stupid This is disheartening news for someone looking for a job. British companies are rushing to use AI to cut workforces, taking particular aim at entry level roles.This isn't just horrible in the sho

British companies are stupid ift.tt/RpNWLc8

This is disheartening news for someone looking for a job. British companies are rushing to use AI to cut workforces, taking particular aim at entry level roles.

This isn’t just horrible in the short term, it’s incredibly s…

The beginning of a fatal stroke probably wouldn't look much different to the slurring incoherence he usually shits out, so we'd still get to see the start of it.

Reminder that the Daily Telegraph and Daily Mail editorial pages exhibit a human version of what AI calls "model collapse"—if you feed a language model its own output its output rapidly deteriorates into self-parody. The owners of the right-wing press read their own media and it rotted their brains.

I'll be out leafleting when I get the chance.
I may also shoot a few videos from the campaigning. It's not going to get as much coverage as it would have if Burnham was running, but it'll still be an important election.

Will Keir Starmer be a coward? So, Andy Burnham has said he wants to stand for election in my constituency, and now Labour's national executive committee (NEC) get to decide if they'll let him. If Keir Starmer is scared of the pos

Will Keir Starmer be a coward? ift.tt/UxA1QRD

So, Andy Burnham has said he wants to stand for election in my constituency, and now Labour’s national executive committee (NEC) get to decide if they’ll let him. If Keir Starmer is scared of the possible leadership chall…

Creating opposition to the actions of the state or a political cause is rarely about changing the mind of 'the other side'.

It's about making time- or information-poor people aware of the horrible shit. The 'undecided centre' is rarely neutral. It's underinformed, consciously or subconsciously.