Auditor of Reality

Two tickets sold for MELANIA at the 12.15pm showing at Basingstoke Vue tomorrow. I want to know who those people are.

These #TheApprentice candidates are the worst yet. Just go to a f**king market in Hong Kong.

Tuna in spring water (not brine). You eat the tuna, give the cat the fishy water. They love it and really helps with their hydration as an occasional treat.

[Majel Barrett voice] Structural integrity field at 7%. Failure imminent.

The faithfuls were truly hopeless this series, ignored the lines of enquiry and evidence that were there, and totally succumbed to group think, manipulation, and emotions. But I guess that is the game. #TheTraitors

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

One for @scarredforlife.bsky.social. That kitchen was a potential death trap. Or the staff were just thick.

Nyder (Peter Miles) and Davros (Michael Wisher) in the Thal city, betraying the Kaled people in retaliation against orders to halt the scientist's Dalek project, in Doctor Who: Genesis of the Daleks (1975) starring Tom Baker as the 4th Doctor.

"And I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace..."

Watching David Baddeil’s ‘Cat Man’ is welcome relief from the news, but I think I’m being judged….

> @jojofromjerz.bsky.social

A "chicken flap" in the wall of a chicken house, made out of an old toilet seat. (If they'd flipped it around, they could have also had a little entry ramp.)

I doubt I will ever see a more inspired bit of upcycling.

White House yesterday

Mine decides to puke on the floor on the mornings I’m rushing out the house for the bus / train. Never any other time.

And Cayman Islands and British Virgin Islands.

The Bahamas are not a British Crown dependency. Independence from Britain in 1973

That said, the craft beer place was good and the Gosport fry up was excellent.

Down visiting mother in law and we are in the “Solent Social Club” in Lee on Solent. It’s karaoke night…. There are chavvy ‘youths’ playing snooker. Back to my working class roots…..

They’re a Great Dane away from solving mysteries in a mini van! #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

BBC Breaking News: It's winter.

A female white tabby cat lounges on a warm radiator after discovering it is -2C outside.

After a very brief patrol outside, the warm radiator has won the day.

Well at least we know the secret Traitor is right handed. #TheTraitors

New Year, new vomited animal entrails on the rug.

The performers and audience of Jools Holland’s Hootenanay are getting more and more ancient as the years pass. Trying to work out who hasn’t had a stroke in 2025.

Happy New Year! Last bottle of 2023 wedding champagne finished off. 🥂

A very sunny New Year’s Eve walk at Selsey, and ending 2025 with an average step count per day of 13,605.

I’ve been unwell for nearly a third of 2025, so some comfort food is called for.

B’Twixtmas food. All leftovers. At least there has been some green veg….

Boxing Day buffet with my Dad and brother.

Well, the pavlova and Jennifer Saunders did all the heavy lifting in that episode, but was quite fun. Not exactly a show stopper Christmas TV offering this year though.