Andy Young

I’d quite forgotten how low and wide US public toilets are, with the water so close to your arse that it’s pretty much acting as a bidet as well. And then there’s the weird gap between the door and the rest of the cubicle. Thomas Crapper would not be happy with the design.

Remember when Southampton signed Ali Dia, supposedly George Weah’s cousin…

A free what??? Bit weird.

Fucking mental end to the game but probably the best result for #avfc

Fred Church to the rescue for Liverpool?

Yorkshire wildlife park runs campaign where you can name a cockroach after your ex partner In a campaign run by the Tropical Butterfly House the public are given the chance to name one of their cockroaches after their ex partner.

This is the kind of pettiness I can get behind.

Spring has sprung early, in Leeds #abandonedshoes

Dougie and Bailey both played well, but we lacked invention and urgency in midfield. Too often we went down the left, then back to Konsa, then to Cash on the right. Frustrating as hell, but credit to Brentford for defending resolutely #avfc

Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass. Make the extra man count #avfc

He’s on the bench.

Fred Church has come on for Liverpool

I doubt that’ll be doing his hamstring any good

Did any of the commentators from last night go with: “They think it’s Alobah… it is now!” #avfc

There’s a freebie for your next article on him @matkendrick.bsky.social

True. We’re certainly playing as if there’s only Martinez on the field.

That would probably leave us with just Martinez on the field, which could make it a tad harder.

Are you suggesting he picks it up in the second-half?

Remember how Martinez kept launching it upfield during the Newcastle game? That was both refreshing and effective. Now we’ve reverted to fannying around at the back with the ball #avfc

Villa hamstrung in so many different ways #avfc

They do, but Franco allowed Hitler and Mussolini to bomb Guernica to bits.

Probably over-simplifying things somewhat, but don’t people from the Basque region hate Real Madrid due to the club’s historical links to Franco etc #avfc

Upon seeing this headline, my first thought was ‘All aboard the Vengabus.’

Or should that be ‘Wengerbus’?

At this point, I’m convinced Adama Traore is attempting his own version of ‘Doing the 92’, but he’s signing for clubs rather than just visiting their grounds.

He hasn’t scored many thunderbastards from outside the box for us either, unless I’m mistaken. Surprising, really. I’d have expected Cash to be one to just put his foot through it, as well.

In the space of a few hours we’ve gone from having zero players that are any good at penalties to having two that are pretty reliable. We just need to be awarded some, now #avfc

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Alicia Lehmann joins Leicester and Dougie rejoins us. 🤔 #avfc

I’m on the periphery rather one of your inner rings, but I’ll take it as a win regardless.

No, I agree with some of the points he’s making. But the timing of it, just hours after a solid performance against Newcastle, is peculiar. Sinister, even.

That aside, his name - to me, at least - will always be synonymous with toilet theft.

Lolz. I’ve always called him Nick Mashitter too #avfc