Throw Schade.. and you’ll get a red #avfc

These matches feel different. Conceded 1 in those 6. Our season has gone from coming back form conceding to our 1st shot on target to confidently wining. It was scrappy but also confident, for want of a better juxtaposition 😅 UTV.

The Brighton press is actually mad. Whenever the ball goes backwards It’s like a a flock of seagulls seeing an open tray of chips #avfc

Is Asensio trading the alluring nightlife of Madrid for Birmingham's Gatecrasher tonight?

Champions League hat trick 🥶

The use of an abbreviation is just as frustrating. (‘idk’ should also be capitalised).

Happy Emi Martinez Being A Mature Adult Day to all who celebrate 🥳

Painful loss. Forest deserved a result and what a season they’ve had, the mentality of getting 4th gave them a win - fair play to them.

Playing to the fouls is infuriating - every team does it, we seem to be culprits. Lack of clean sheets feels the bigger problem for Villa this season.

#avfc

He really did 👀

Slip inspired by his time with Stevie G 😉

UTV! Some brilliant goals. Nice example of why this new format is so fun.

Ross’s slip clearly inspired by his time with Gerrard.

Some work to be done at the back perhaps. Enjoyed Cash on the right.

UTFV #avfc

UTV. Lovely win. Felt like one of those games at 5 a side when you’re very much in control but just can’t score 😅

No discredit meant to Southampton. Kept us at bay.

UTFV!

#AVFC

A morning Haiku:

Mingsy, giant leap,
Blocks the ball with his big head.
Villains glad he’s back.

UTV #avfc

Mings is my MOTM. Every time the ball swings into our box, that gorgeous head seems to be there. He’s also an absolute pass merchant. A couple similar balls in 23/24 led to goals. UTV

Bing fucking bong

Morgan Rogers

I will never, ever get over this.

invitation card, text as follows: 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford. Professor and Mrs. Tolkien request the pleasure of your company on Wednesday, November 21st, 1945, to assist them in celebrating the coming of age of their son Sub-Lieutenant C.J.R. Tolkien, Royal Navy Reserve 6:30 PM onwards RSVP if not coming postscript: - carriages at midnight - ambulances at 2 AM - wheelbarrows at 5 AM - hearses at daybreak

I can take or leave LOTR, The Silmarillion, what have you, but if he wrote nothing other than the postscript to this invitation card, J.R.R. Tolkien would have a secure place in history.

Only the world’s number is saving that tbf…. 😅

We seem to struggle when ever the ball is the box. Whether defending or attacking. Confidence and form are scarce in comparison to last season. #astonvilla #avfc

It’s very difficult isn’t it. We’ve totally out performed anything we’d imagine. But has that potentially created this unrealistic expectation?

I’m torn between taking poor performances with a pinch of salt but having to pinch myself when we have great results.

UTV

Amen. Total nonsense 😅

Villa’s XG here must be massive? 😅 #avfc #astonvilla

Worlds no.1 keeping a no.2 out of my pants UTV #avfc #astonvilla

Today marks the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women. From Iraq to Afghanistan to the U.S., basic freedoms are under threat as regressives undo protections, fueling hatred & violence against women. A woman is killed every 10 minutes worldwide. #stopviolenceagainstwomen

What a try 🤩 Great kick from Slade and Freeman with an outrageous pass. Filth. One of nicest moves from England I’ve seen in a while.

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A better second half for Villa. Barkley was our MOTM, deserved goal. Defence and left hand side need some work - very out of sorts. Fair play to Palace, pressed in the centre and countered well. CL tie midweek feels scary… UTV

Why are we trying to show boat in the area of the field we’re losing it the most?! 😅 #avfc #astonvilla